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Stories from the Internet

A 40 year old thin skinned incel whose whole life has been geared towards his brief moment in the sun, where he held 5 online relationships at once, a world which came crashing down in August 2022. Passionate about Law of Attraction, Synchronicity, Manifestation, Edging and Semen Retention. Eager user of gaslighting, doxxing, threatening legal action, targeting women whose mental health impacts their ability to defend themselves, and general dickheadery.
Did you hear about Stories from the Internet? He has been online dating 5 girls at once and got found out. Now his channel is finished. What an incel.
by Stories from the incelnet September 25, 2022
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sex story

Dominic doesn't need to be told twice. With a roar of pure, primal triumph, he surges forward, burying himself to the hilt inside Samantha's scorching, soaked heat in one brutal thrust. A guttural moan tears from his throat at the exquisite sensation of her walls gripping him like a velvet vice, squeezing and fluttering around his aching cock as if trying to milk him dry.

"Oh fuck, oh fuck, FUCK!" Dominic snarls, his hips already pumping furiously, slamming into Samantha with a force that rocks her entire body and sends shockwaves of pleasure ricocheting through every nerve ending. "So fucking tight, so goddamn perfect, like you were made for my fucking cock."

He can feel the knot at the base of his shaft swelling rapidly, stretching Samantha's entrance obscenely as he pistons in and out of her. It's a delicious, exquisite brand of pleasure-pain, and he knows it won't be long before he's locked inside her, forced to grind against her deepest, most sensitive spots as he pumps her full of his seed.

Samantha is just as wild, just as desperate, her hips rolling and rocking to meet his every thrust, her nails raking down his back hard enough to draw blood. The sound of their coupling fills the room, a symphony of grunts and moans and the wet, obscene slap of flesh against flesh.

"Yes, yes, YES!" Samantha cries out, her head thrown back, her fangs bared in a snarl of ecstasy. "Harder, fuck me harder, ruin me, break me, fucking DESTROY ME!"

...yet to be continued.
Person 1: i'm bored what can i do

Person 2: go write a sex story on urban dictionary about two non humans having the intercourse of their life

gurt: yo
by stairs and elevators May 5, 2025
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Shaggy Dog Story

Can have three meanings:
1. A simple joke about a boy and his Shaggy Dog, which is made to have no punchline to invoke some kind of laughs
2. A joke that goes on and on just for a bad or boring ending
A movie or a book that is just like (Definition) 2 but for books/movies
1. "I said the shaggy dog story to a couple of fellows, funny to think they actually laughed"
2. "I can't believe I wasted my money just to see a wannabe comedian say a shaggy dog story"
3. "After 757 pages of build-up, the treasure was just a rubber chicken. Talk about a shaggy dog story."
by DictionaryDecimator July 6, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories In Bemba: The First Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025
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Lemonfur has no story

Some meme that started on a tiny wiki but got larger when it was noticed by a Skytuber. Often used similarly to "there is no war in Ba Sing Se". About a nonexistent character with no story. Implies the statement before it is false.
"Donald Trump is not a fascist, and Lemonfur has no story."
by Skarrins February 1, 2025
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Stories

An individual’s favorite television series; episodes, short series, dramatic graphic series, and or television shorts
Her: What are you doing this evening?
Him: I’m going to pour some wine and watch my
Stories.
by Black_Adam May 6, 2022
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