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Springfield Power Washer

The act of ejaculating on your partners face, and then proceeding to clean the ejaculate off of their face, by means of urinating on their face, until it’s clear.

~B1&X
Bro…. I took this bitch home from the bar, and gave her the Springfield Power Washer. She got a little pissed after that.
by ItsActuallyX September 4, 2025
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springdales

joe: man, i could've found the love of my life there

chad: damn bro, where

joe: at springdales

chad: ...nah, im good
by meko13 November 19, 2025
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Spring Grove Gripper

When you are butt ass naked and insert a cigarette in your anus while clenching your hole & cheeks
“Hey yo! Have you ever done a spring grove gripper?” “OH HEEL YEAH I FUCKIN LOVE THAT SMOKING TECHNIQUE!!! HOMIE”
by 2nd amendment enjoyer January 14, 2026
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Zion Springfield

1. The most awesome person in the world.

2. Member of the band CrowHaven

3. Sexy Emo blond guy. :)
"OMG! its Zion Springfield *tackle*"

- quoted from Madeline East

"His voice...ohhh i love "

-qourted from breana (last name unknown)
by Iceyy March 9, 2009
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Cum Spounge

Someone used to wipe your cum on
e.g kieren is a cum spounge
by steven bellend May 10, 2011
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The Spring Break Effect

(n.) an unspecified period of time before spring break during which a student (or faculty member) loses the ability to accurately perceive the passage of time.

Dr. Richard Block identified a framework of four interrelated factors that affect this perception: (1) characteristics of the time experiencer, (2) time-related behaviors and judgments, (3) contents of a time period, and (4) activities during a time period.

The Spring Break Effect will cause noticeable changes in everyday life. For example, students will likely experience feelings of acedia (mental sloth, apathy, indifference, boredom) or exhaustion caused by sleep deprivation. Days will run together to the point where they are distinguished only by the assignments or exams scheduled. Most of an individual's "productive" time will be spent on academic tasks that will range between mindless and tedious. (If a suffer is subjected to these conditions for extended periods of time, particularly when tasks are mindlessly tedious, it is recommended that they consult a mental health professional.) Finally, those affected will spend increased and possibly unhealthy amounts of time on social networking sites (Twitter, Facebook, and Pinterest, if the subject is female).
Person A: "How is it only Tuesday?"
Person B: "I don't know. It feels like Friday."
Person C: "Dude, you're experiencing the Spring Break Effect."
Person A: "Is that fatal?"
Person C: "No, but staying awake for 72 hours might."
Person B: "Shit."
by Layla Clinch June 17, 2012
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