spit job

hand job with spit used as lube.

Cara gives a great spit job.

by John123450586942 April 12, 2008

splib

At North Texas State University, 1964, splib was the common word for black African Americans used by the jazz crowd. Gray, or gray dude, referred to whites on a similar level. These were in common usage among many civil rights activists as well.

I did not perceive it as derogatory at the time, more a hip code-word among the jivers (those speaking jive-talk).

That splib band had a lot of soul; the gray dude couldn't keep up.

by Michael R. Harvey April 13, 2006

spilt fuck

A person, or an object that looks awful, horrible, ugly, digusting.
Also describes ones feelings

Best used for someone who is either sick, or has a hangover.

"I feel like spilt fuck."
"Man, you look like spilt fuck."

by Ike Forman November 12, 2008

splat tat

the tattoo on the small of a woman's back. this refers to a target area for a man to ejactulate upon.

lisa just got a tribal splat tat.

by aries February 27, 2005

Spit eater

One who treats employees rudely or unfairly, usually with conceit and/or sarcasm. They're the reason waiters spit in food at restaurants, and will therefore end up eating spit in their lifetime.

"Did that customer just bitch at you about how much fat was in her bacon?"

"Yeah. What a spit eater..."

by Dante Hadoken November 5, 2006

Back splat

Poo that's been left on the back of the toilet after a dump. The shit stains left after a messy poo in the loo.

"I left a particularly messy back splat in the upstairs loo for the misses to clean."

"Who couldn't be bothered to clean the toilet after using it and left that nasty back splat?"

by lespoos June 29, 2010

Pecker Spit

Pecker Spit is the juice of a man. Alternatively known as spunk, jism and many more words.

Wing-Kin was always having to buy bumper boxes of tissues to wipe up his pecker spit. He didn't want Susan to know what he did all day while watching TV.

by Domino Woodstock February 14, 2012