by Obeythelaw7 May 30, 2016
Get the Mom Speedmug. speed Bump is a guy from Leicestershire who's been hit by a car 3 times up to now with minor injuries and often has no second thoughts about useing his fists. speed Bump will often think hes invincible or just the greatest person to ever live speed Bump can either be calm or a prick to you it all depends on how you treat him.
jhon/ yo bro you heard
Kaine/ about what
jhon/ speed Bump and his guys band that Roons guy from parks for being a nonce twat and mans called the pigs
Kaine/ ye i hured my man got away with it you know
John/ thats a madness g tho still
Kaine/ about what
jhon/ speed Bump and his guys band that Roons guy from parks for being a nonce twat and mans called the pigs
Kaine/ ye i hured my man got away with it you know
John/ thats a madness g tho still
by Dr speed bump November 27, 2019
Get the speed Bumpmug. 
In a Skating rink, there are many speed bumps. Or in other words, small children. We call them that because
1. you don’t wanna hit them (most of the time)
2. But they get your way
3. And you hit them
1. you don’t wanna hit them (most of the time)
2. But they get your way
3. And you hit them
by Speedrunner7274 January 10, 2024
Get the Speed bumpmug. When a person runs inbetween classes to get to the next class or to be first in line for lunch. This usually happens in highschool and mostly happens with freshman. Seen as speeding because they run like an idiot unlike others and other people usually hope they trip and eat shit in the hallway
A: "stupid freshman running to their next class"
B: "Yeah man someone should give them a hallway speeding ticket"
Or
*Sees freshie running*
A: "God i hope that kid trips"
B: "Yeah man someone should give them a hallway speeding ticket"
Or
*Sees freshie running*
A: "God i hope that kid trips"
by SneakySniper April 27, 2015
Get the Hallway Speedingmug. me: dont u get tired of sweating from adderal?
friend: yes i stink all the time and ac doesnt help shit
me: then try anti speed, u know like benzos, barbs, inhalants
friend: sure u got any barz?
friend: yes i stink all the time and ac doesnt help shit
me: then try anti speed, u know like benzos, barbs, inhalants
friend: sure u got any barz?
by lilsamsixty9 May 31, 2021
Get the anti speedmug. This is a new terminology that depicts "a speed of business' that hasn't been possible before. "ASAP" in the past denoted that work needs to be done "soon as possible" opening it up for interpretation. "Immediately" meant right now, but fails to convey the urgency. "Hyperloop" on the other hand sends the message that every second from the utterance of the word is a loss of business and someone needs to get it done in the next second.
by Hyperloop April 7, 2017
Get the In hyperloop speedmug.