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speedy speed

A slang for treadmill that was first coined by Google Translate but got into defining by Malinda Kathleen Reese o her cchanne
I like riding the speedy speed.
by Squarcillow April 24, 2022
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Speed

When you say Speed, you mean gay

Speed = Gay

A Speed likes to hump anything. He moans when you are in close proximity. He is the worst friend you could ever have.
Ex.
P1: That guy is so Speed.
P2: I heard he has a crush on Jaime
by The One and Only Gi-Lee September 15, 2020
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Speed Bump

A person who is always in the way, always slowing down others around them. Examples: The person who writes a check at the grocery store, waiting until the cashier gives them the total before even beginning to write the check; the person doing the speed limit in the passing lane, holding up traffic and forcing everyone to pass them on the right; the person ahead of you in line at a government office who can't fill out a simple form, and takes 10 minutes for the clerk to serve instead of the normal 30 seconds.
I got stuck behind a speed bump at the grocery store yesterday. Asshole wrote a check and waited until their groceries were rung up before even starting to write the check.
by Crackhead Sam June 27, 2020
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high-speed garbage

Garbage that is either created or moving at a fast pace. An internet service that claims it's the fastest in your area but includes data caps and hidden fees for using "too much" bandwidth.
A lot of fast food is actually just high-speed garbage. Whoa! Watch out! High-speed garbage! XFINITY Internet delivers the most reliable high-speed garbage and WiFi for all devices, all the time.
by Spookars May 8, 2018
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Speed Limit Party

A small to medium sized social gathering where young adult Mormons get together to do bland, morally unambiguous activities such as Go Fish, crocheting, and (as the namesake suggests) driving the speed limit to the local soda jerk.
Katie invited me to hang out on Friday night, but it turned out to be a boring ass speed limit party. We made dirt cups and drank sparkling juice. I felt like I was in kindergarten again.
by Yoinky McSploinky May 14, 2025
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speed limit challenge

The speed limit challenge is when you play your favorite song/songs but have to play the music to the speed limit signs seen while driving
“Hey Greg, 50 bucks says you can’t do the speed limit challenge to Awaken by dethlok.”
by Jamesbond324 December 9, 2020
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fin speed

omg do u know fin speed
yeh he’s maisies boyfriend
by awhedodne124 March 19, 2022
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