Suicide by Sniper

When a government or other powerful group kills a person who leaked incriminating evidence about them and pins it as a suicide/accident.

"Did you hear about how Epstein was supposed to leak the classified documents but killed himself before he could?"
"Nah, he didn't kill himself, he committed suicide by sniper."

by decrepitism December 20, 2023

The JFK Snipe

When one is performing oral sex and before they cum, they stand as far away from the recipients face as they can and cum onto said persons face.

Guy 1: Bro you should have seen me and her going at it last night, I gave her The JFK Snipe!

Guy2: What’s your record distance?

by Ass_Cancer_Necromancer December 25, 2023

G String Sniper

This individual is so up close to your ass, it’s undeniable they are a streaming sniper.

Bro this dude is a g string sniper, he got no life.

by GxldMango February 26, 2026

Particle Beam Sniper Rifles

A long‑range directed‑energy weapon that accelerates a highly focused, high‑velocity particle beam over distances measured in kilometers. Unlike a laser, which can be scattered by atmosphere and thermal blooming, a particle beam sniper rifle uses charged particles that maintain coherence longer and deliver kinetic punch at extreme range. The beam is nearly invisible, silent, and impossible to trace ballistically. In theory, a particle beam sniper could engage targets beyond line of sight (using atmospheric scattering) or through light cover. The challenges are monumental: the accelerator must be long and precise, the power supply enormous, and the cooling system heavy. Some speculate that orbital platforms or large drones carry such weapons, while others believe man‑portable versions remain a dream.

Particle Beam Sniper Rifles Example: "Two kilometers away, the target's head exploded without a sound. The shooter packed up his particle beam sniper rifle—a long, finned tube connected to a backpack power source—and vanished into the hills."

by Abzugal April 10, 2026

Energy-Directed Sniper Rifles

An ultra‑long‑range directed‑energy weapon that uses a tightly focused laser or maser beam. Because light travels in a straight line, there is no bullet drop, no wind compensation – just aim, fire, and watch the target ignite. Energy‑directed sniper rifles are the choice for assassins who want a clean, quiet kill. The main challenge is atmospheric blooming: fog, rain, or dust can diffuse the beam. Also, you need a clear line‑of‑sight, which makes you vulnerable to counter‑battery fire.

Energy-Directed Sniper Rifles Example: “From three klicks, the energy‑directed sniper rifle painted a dot on the target’s forehead. A fraction of a second later, the dot became a hole. The shot was silent, invisible, and final.”

by Abzugal April 10, 2026

Maine Blueberry Sniper

When you tea bag someone and fart up their nose and try and pull your balls out their mouth before they bite them

My girl and I were getting freaky when I pulled the ole maine blueberry sniper on her.

by Gator Bator June 19, 2025

Cross map snipe

When you are playing pool, and you aim to snipe a ball on the other side of the table into its pocket, but you miss everything and the cue ball (the white ball) goes into the pocket instead. This means you have fouled, and the opponent can place the ball wherever they want. A cross map snipe usually results in a loss.

2026 Pool World Championships Finals in Amherst, Game 5

Verd: Check me out, I'ma end you with this cross map snipe
Shreeto: *starts sweating*
Verd: *misses everything and gets the cue ball in*
Verd: *dramatically falls on the floor in immense emotional pain*

Shreeto won the World Championship on her next turn.

by Radiotrophic Gint January 26, 2026