jaboodian short snout

The process of sticking a short snout crocidle into ones anus and having it open its jaws all the way open and then cumming in the process.

Last night at the zoo I had a little fun and did a jaboodian short snout!

by Redneck Animal Lover April 12, 2014

Cosmic Short Stick

When things are going so bad that everything you do just gets progressively worse. You get the short end of the stick on every task throughout the day.

What I get fired and now your leaving me? Did I draw a cosmic short stick or something?

by Patricia LaSalliane November 26, 2010

Get it girl shorts

Shorts that show of the butt.Used to attract the opposite sex,they are very short mostly worn by girls between the ages of 13 and 26.

Jane:Sarah was wearing thse get it girl shorts yesterday.
Lana:Really?
Jane:Yeah,all the guys were checking her out!

by applesausegirl July 10, 2009

Short white bitch

Short white bitch normally a two faced liar. Loves drama

Dude...stay away from her. She's just a short white bitch.

by Fxiry_farts June 20, 2018

long sleeve shorts

Pants, capris, clam diggers, etc.

"Are you going to wear shorts today?"
"Yea, but it's cold, so I'm going to wear long sleeve shorts"

by MeganMe May 15, 2007

Short Sleeved Magician

When you see what's coming.

"Tom called me on my birthday, then asked for twenty dollars."
"wow, that guys a real short sleeved magician."

by AveryDanger March 1, 2010

one brick short

Not mentally sound ,used to discribe stupid people .short for "one brick short of a full load"

They really've to be one brick short to think 9 is a letter in the alphabet

by dietellingtruth March 30, 2015