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Wine Queef

The end result of when you are done penetrating a female partner with a non-finished bottle of red wine. Usually it's a 'fart-like' sound emanating from the vagina, spraying wine all over the bed. Using a bottle of white wine would result in a 'Pinot Grigio Huffer'.
Jenny is the wine queef queen! She soaked my bed in red, and it looked like a murder scene!
by CinnamonFlamingo June 16, 2015
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Queef

Katherine: I queefed! Terrance: Aw buddy! what the fuck guy!
by Skanhunt_42 January 3, 2022
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crease queef

Noun. A noisy release of non-rectal gas that was siphoned into and back out of skin folds

Verb. the act of releasing a noisy, non-rectal gas that was siphoned into and back out of skin folds
Noun
I hope the people interviewing me for the job knew it was a crease queef, not a fart.

Verb
I crease queefed when I knelt down to tie my shoe.
by AmishWebster March 17, 2021
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The Keef Queef

The keef queef.
"damn babe, did you see how that girl did The Keef Queef all over the room? This place smells like skunk ass now!"

"That girl really keef queefed everywhere"
by ~~~Power~~~ January 9, 2025
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Mouth queef

When your bro attempts to burp but all that comes out is a pussy little squeak.
Todd: *inhales deeply* "<urp>"
Jake: "Dude, quit trying to burp. All that you're getting is these pussy fuckin mouth queefs..."
by Verber April 20, 2016
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tomato queef

When u queef during your period and blood comes out.
It was that time of the month again, i wanted sex but i got a tomato queef.
by Lightning mcqueef March 20, 2017
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Dumpster queef

A foul smelling vaginal explosion of gas commonly resulting from poor feminine hygiene. Similar to the odor of a dumpster on a hot August afternoon.
Dude, she dumpster queefed me while I was inside her!
by SuicideJimmyD2! June 10, 2019
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