queef laughing

It's when you laugh so hard that you queef 69 million times in a row

"I was queef laughing when I saw the size of his dick"

by sayumtheyayum July 18, 2021

queef chapel

Queef chappel , the ladies lady oyster after being slammed by the salami, then it automatically starts to play the trumpet 🎺

Pumped this chick in the queef chapel so hard last night that she sounded like a trumpet player afterwards. toot Toot

by STUBENDER April 28, 2022

Mouth queef

The act of air leaving your mouth with a audible noise

After chugging a liter of cola I felt the urge to mouth queef.

by Xanthern November 19, 2018

Queef

Pussy fart.

"So why did my wife queef on my face?"

by anonymous March 2, 2023

Frosted Mini Queefs

A play on “Frosted Mini Wheats,” this term is used to describe when a man ejaculates into a woman and she queefs out the semen, or “frosting.”

Girl 1 “how was your date last night?”

Girl 2 “it was great for the most part.”

Girl 1 “for the most part? What happened?”

Girl 2 “well, after we had sex, I had the frosted mini queefs for an hour!”

Girl 1 “oh gosh, I’m so sorry”

by RolyatEornom December 3, 2017

Cream Chipped Queef

Noun

1. When a woman queefs and discharges a substance that is visually similar in texture and appearance to cream chipped beef.

"I thought it might not be such a good idea to have sex with her after she did that cream chipped queef, but I was horny and in a breakfast kind of mood anyway."

by billebllunt December 11, 2013

Queef

Pussy fart

Honey I may have pussy farted. That's called queef

by Deeznuts.org December 9, 2021