porcelain bliss

After a night out when your vomiting in the toilet and rest your head on the cool porcelain, giving you the feeling of utter bliss.

Deb went out last night and drunk way more then she should have. During the morning she experienced the porcelain bliss.

by Industries. March 25, 2019

precedent of the United States

Refers to an "acquired from the past" habit/routine/action/policy, usually of questionable morals/ethics. It originates from a practice that a former U.S. prez began many years ago, and so then one or more C-in-C's have partaken of same sinfulness on numerous occasions since then because they figger that it is something they can get away with and thus they should be able to do it themselves.

A few "classic" and disgraceful examples of a precedent of the United States would be Kennedy's philandering (and so Clinton and Dubya followed suit), Nixon's dirty politics (and so Reagan did likewise, as well), and Reagan's running rough-shod over everyone (just as The Donald is doing now).

by QuacksO April 11, 2019

Price goon

A girl with a lopsided lobster booty.A boy with a bald headed that you want to smack.

what a price goon.

by Goon4Life🥶 August 5, 2019

Price

Anybody with the surname price can hold there weight in drink not only this but they are an absolute legend and takes shit from no on including teachers most males with the surname price have an above average size dick but the women with the surname price get there husbands or partners to do the work

Price, joe-(c)

by Pricey ricey 🌶 October 21, 2019

Porcelain Skipper

The act of Porcelain Skipper is completed when one person is on their hands and knees, head hanging over a toilet while vomiting. The second person then enters the first person from behind while the first person remains in the kneeling position. The Porcelain Skipper is commonly performed after consumption of alcohol.

The old lady got wasted last night and puked in the toilet, so I gave her the Porcelain Skipper.

by Muskieman9 December 29, 2019

Precepta

There are three stages of life, Precepta is the stage of life in between child and elderly. Essentially because in those sets of years you’re being directed into the elder state. (Comes from Precept)

*child turns 18*
You have finally entered your Precepta Julie.
*Preceptors turning 50*
You have exited Precepta and are being directed to the Elder State.

by duhleolanes December 29, 2019

Porcelain Sock

A Sock that has become hard from years of adolescence semen being jerked off into it! It appears hard like Porcelain.

My parents found my Porcelain sock under my bed. Now we have to have the talk.

by Nissanqueef January 4, 2020