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pre-shower project-ponder

Refers to da interval of careful consideration dat you invest prior to jumpin' into da tub --- to save time, water, and electricity, you simply pause a moment first and ask yourself if their are any hot/messy tasks dat you will soon need to complete, and then see if you can reasonably tackle said disagreeable jobs while you're all "gross 'n' greasy" anyway, so dat you can then just partake of one good hot sudsy scrub-a-dub instead of having to tediously/wastefully endure two baths within a fairly short period.
After a long hot day of collecting returnables, I performed a brief pre-shower project-ponder and realized I needed to take out the garbage, so I performed that yucky task while my water-heater was warming up.
by QuacksO August 1, 2019
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pre-vert

pre-vert (n) when a person is obsessing and fruitlessly examining a past failure but in an extreme
"Chad was such a douchebag."
//
"Katie's such a bitch.
"I should've dumped (him/her) months ago"

"You broke it off, and it's over. Let's move on. Don't be a pre-vert"
by Content-ment411 August 6, 2019
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pre-nutt butter

when u nutt a little before you finish if u know what I mean 😉😉
her: yo step bro did you really just nutt in me
him: no its just a little bit of pre-nutt butter
by pre nutt August 28, 2019
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Pre-Game

(In relation to sex)
(Verb)
- Masturbating, but not climaxing, an hour or more before sex to boost hormone level and improve performance.
Me: I chugged a gallon of pineapple juice and pre-gamed like hell tonight, I can't wait to see <insert girl name>.
by Barry McKokkenner September 3, 2019
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Pre-Nipple

The area around a woman's nipple ;

areola
Yeah girl, my pre-nipple is pretty dark.
by @Pre-Nippke May 15, 2018
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Pre-Shot Spawning

When crosshair spawning happens, and the person is already shooting as you spawn in, so you die instantly
Are you fucking kidding?! I hate pre-shot spawning!
by Handleishandleable April 15, 2018
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Pre tossed salad

When one person licks the buthole right before you lick the buthole
I was enjoying Danielle’s pre tossed salad
by Andielpy December 17, 2017
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