Taking the Peanut

A measure to quantify the unwillingness to have sex with another individual. By "Taking the Peanut" over a sexual encounter, you are choosing to eat a peanut that which you have ingested and passed through a bowel movement, with the allowance of being able to clean the peanut with only your hands and no other cleaning agents. This scale uses a 1-5 rating (ie. # of peanuts you are willing to eat). The next level on the peanut scale is to succumb to eating someone else's peanut. This secondary scale is also based on a 1-5 rating and must be clarified in one’s declaration.

Having seen the heinously fat and ugly girl, Ennio contemplated “Taking the Peanut” over the option of banging her. Ali, declared he would eat at least 2 peanuts to avoid the beast. Jason, went over the top and even offered eating 2 peanuts from someone else’s ass rather than to fuck her. Alessandro chose the girl…

by Big_Sak March 20, 2008

Peanut butter and clown nose

The finding of evidence that you were cheating on a significant other!

I saw your peanut butter and clown nose on the nightstand! It’s over.

by The aj gains November 28, 2020

Don't choke on the peanut butter.

1) In relation to a Cleveland steamer, a phrase used to encourage the pooper to produce more focal matter.

2) An encouragement to someone about to eat ass.

1a) "Don't choke on the peanut butter babe, I want that shit in all my pores."

2a) "Sorry hun I forgot to wipe, don't choke on the peanut butter."

by chuckman13 March 11, 2019

they go together like peanut butter and jelly

The less controversial version of "they go together like peanut butter and pickles". it means that 2 things go perfect together.

Jon: dude, Cheese and vodka, like, they go together like peanut butter and jelly.
Davey: Wtf? do you mean they go together like peanut butter and pickles?
Jon: No, what made you think that?

by Bacon friez November 3, 2023

Peanut butter and jelly sandwich

Putting peanut butter on somebody's nipples and jelly and the other pair of nipples and hugging

During sex if your kind and kinky the you will want to peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

by SteveHarvey stan account April 26, 2022

Peanut

A fat ass hamster. You ain’t never seen a bigger rump then Peanut’s. He’s the 46th president of the United States and is going to the moon this year. Peanut sometimes goes by Fat Ass or Oompaloompa. If you ever say you have a bigger rump then him he will attack.

Have you seen Peanut’s rump? It’s huge!

by ThatBitchLila November 23, 2020

Peanut

Peanut is a nickname for large penis or big testicles
It can also mean a man that can pleasure a woman until she passes out

Girlfriend: you were a real peanut last night.
Boyfriend: thank you! You were amazing too

by Google.chrome April 29, 2020