Pass Maryland

A phrase used to describe the way most of the US feels about Maryland, exluding the folks who live there.

Andy -"Do you want to go to Maryland? I heard they have good crabcakes."
Keith - "That's all? Pass Maryland."

by Keef_the_Dutchman October 29, 2010

celebrity pass

a celebrity (or celebrities) that your significant other would allow you to fuck if you ever get the chance to, which you most probably won't. it is crucial that any and all celebrity passes be decided upon in advance with the agreement of both partners.

Mason cheated on me with some trashy ho and tried to play it off as a celebrity pass, but it turns out her only claim to celebrity was an IMDB entry for a porno movie from the 90s. I'm dumping his ass.

by SandyVag October 24, 2008

Do not pass Go! Do not collect 200 dollars!

Monopoly "Go to Jail" phrase that has evolved to mean:
Its all over; No more; Thats it; Stop; Go no further; End of story.

That crazy drunk driver plowed over the chicken coop, flew through the billboard sign and into the lake: Do not pass Go! Do not collect 200 dollars!

by thedzone October 3, 2009

passe

past the prime; faded or aged

heroine is so passe, weed is the way to go

by nitz January 21, 2004

Pastel

Pastel is a color that surpasses every other color while looking super cute and happy. Just take any color and add some white to it making it a little lighter! That's where Pastel colors come from! Just like baby blue

Tallen: "That onesie is so cute, I love the colors! They're so light and cute!!!"

Him: "I know, pastel colors are the best, definitely when feeling sad too. They just happy loving color! "

by PastelCrystals January 16, 2017

passing

adjective for a trans person who looks like they're cis, whether intentionally or not

usage mostly limited to where trans people are functioning within cis society, where everyone is assumed cis until informed otherwise — a person "passes" for cis until clocked. within trans circles, passing is irrelevant and a rarely used term, because everyone is assumed to be trans.

adopted from an older use of passing, meaning african-americans who move within white society in order to survive. sometimes disambiguated as white-passing and cis-passing. a less appropriative & more accurate term for trans "passing" is masking.

i know passing isn't encouraged anymore bc "trans visibility" or w/e but gawd some days i wish i could just pass at the grocery store and not have to have my guard up 24/7/365

by fish trap July 15, 2018

pasadena privates

a group of private schools in pasadena, california. since all the public schools suck ass, and pasadena is full of rich white people, theres a shitload of private schools to satisfy their 'needs'. some of the schools arent actually in pasadena, but are part of the list because everyone in pasadena goes to them. most of the schools are catholic. theres a lot of girls schools but only one boys school, so if you want to get laid, go to pasadena.

mayfield senior school(pasadena)-girls/catholic

maranatha high school(pasadena)-co ed/christian

westridge school(pasadena)-girls/non religious

polytechnic school(pasadena)-co ed/non religious

la salle high school(pasadena)-co ed/catholic

alverno high school(sierra madre)-girls/catholic

flintridge sacred heart academy(la cañada flintridge)-
girls/catholic

flintridge preparatory school(la cañada flintridge)-co ed/non
religious

st. francis high school(la cañada flintridge)-boys/catholic

"man your girlfriend goes to one of the pasadena privates? she must be hot. i bet shes smart and crazy rich too."

by rocksann cöle August 30, 2011