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Baldie John

a Baldie John, is a middle aged man, who still thinks he is in his early 20's.Likes to party and drink excessively and endulge in copius amounts of drugs. However, he has a sexual attraction to 18-25 year old young men. He will offer drink and drugs all night, and pretend to be friends with a certain male individual all night, and then once he sees his chance, will abuse them in the most uncomfortable of body orephaces.
Matt woke up in someone's bed, with a load a gipe running down his leg and a sore ass.

Matt was a Baldie John victim
by Roo#1 December 30, 2008
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Crazy John

Last night was crazy. I ended up giving that guy a "Crazy John."
by PUBLICSAFETY October 7, 2011
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john wicking

(verb) When you're just fucking killing everything in your path.
I'm fucking john wicking on these kids right now in overwatch.
by xeu July 19, 2019
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John Senior

A debt against a shite football team.
''Are you John Senior FC?!''

''Ah nooo!''

*PUNCH*
by liz4rdm4n August 5, 2009
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John-Michael

A friendly, funny and a nice guy when he wants to be. Is secretly vulnerable and sensitive to those he feels comfortable with. He has nice fluffy hair most of the time,a great smile and handsome af .Attracts me and women.Is artistic,creative and not judgmental. Is an all around good person and friend of you’re lucky enough to know him Doesn’t tell how he feels but you can early tell by his facial expression.
Hey I’m hanging out with John-Michael today you should come hang out with us.
by Salty mama April 22, 2020
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sloppy john

When your chick puts a gob of rubbing vasoline in her mouth and then slobbers it all over your dick. She then proceeds to give you a nasty handjob.
My chick just gave me the nastiest sloppy john last night.
by NotoriousK30304 December 11, 2013
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John Peel

God: a likeness. A higher being.
What does God look like? John Peel comes darn close
by Chris Trew February 26, 2005
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