Shrek Hands

When you put your hands in your pants as if you were digging for treasure, then you itch your balls and slide your hands between your Gooch, and when you take your hands out they are sweaty, sticky, and smelly from the Vietnam war zone they've just been in.

James has hella "Shrek Hands".

Python has some real "Shrek Hands" after his 3-hour CSGO gaming session.

James is waving his "Shrek Hands" and its really scaring everybody off.

by TheGoochThatStoleChristmas December 15, 2018

Tarantula Hands

The shape somebody's hand takes when touching up the person they are making out with.

"Look at that guy's tarantula hands running up that woman's leg!"

by Velmareth December 14, 2018

The hand-unit

An annoying system from Sister Location that malfunctions every SINGLE time you use it. It 'autocorrects' everything for you, fortunately. It has a yellow case with a black screen which includes a keyboard-like system. This keyboard-like system has green letters and others. If you focus on the hand-unit you will find a piece of paper stuck to the top right-hand corner, what this paper says is 'MIKE'. This is confusing as this appears on the first night. "Exotic Butters"

The hand-unit: "It seems like you muddled up, let me autocorrect that for you! Eggs Benedict."
You: "I-"

by EeveLyn November 30, 2020

Hands and Feet

U gon get touched foo if u say something stupid.

He got hands and feet because he went to Argentina and said Messi is trash and Ronaldo is better.

by weareapnow December 3, 2022

Hand tails

The MOST painful little flaps of skin that appear at the sides of your finger nails, with no reason or purpose!
aka Finger Flakes

'Ouch, My Hand Tails really hurt'

by Sity January 1, 2008

Hand Fanning

Flashing and flaunting ones hands with fingers spread wide and palms facing inward in an exaggerated and embarrassingly shallow effort to draw attention to ones finger nails.

Don’t be hand fanning those Dollar Store press on nails in my face. These are the real deal! (hand fan) flash and click!

by South Side Shizzy April 27, 2020

Transit hands

When you have just gotten off of any type of mass transit but haven't had a chance to wash the germs and poo particles off your hands.

Person 1: *reaching out for a bro shake* "Hey man, it's been a long time! how's it been?"

Person 2: *turning away* "ahhhh sorry but I've got transit hands. Been good though!"

by Delightfullydumb November 24, 2015