Wrapping a piece of leftsa around one's penis, then proceeding to jerk-off in a circle formation. Afterwards, add luetifisk and eat like a sandwich. Must be done in groups of 5 or more.
Chris and Jake held a Norwegian circle jerk party at Rachel's house last night. It was erotic and delicious.
by Ashley, Chris, Jake, and Rachel. January 07, 2005
Refers to the unpredictable, yet constant, verbal references to the phallus in a conversation between two males. (Derives from the "Random Walk Theory" of economics)
"Jerk me off!" "Time for a circle-jerk!" "Masturbate me, why don't you?" "Sounds like a reach-around to me!" "My dick's bigger than yours." "I'm getting rammed by this (i.e. exam, IRS, alimony/child-support, etc.) today."
by M.N.J. & V.A. March 05, 2004
A circle jerk is when a male or female pours blood in a circle around her/his gentitials and masturbates.
Steve: John is busy "circle-jerking" with a few of his stupid friends, wanna go have a real Circle Jerk?
by JamesSmithIsHere February 01, 2015
There are legitimate musicians earning a bit of money while gaining valuable performing experience before the general public -- and then there are the jerk-off artists.
by WordDogToronto July 26, 2010
a prime example of this would be a 30-year-old man named Waggytoon
...in fact, he's the ONLY example.
...in fact, he's the ONLY example.
by DarkMatter October 08, 2004
1. Someone who is incompetent, completely unreliable, and so full of excuses that they should just masturbate for the rest of their pathetic lives.
3. A jack of all trades if all trades were different forms of masturbation
2. Someone who fails at their own life, and also succeeds to suck a little life out of everyone else on their way to nowhere.
1. Someone who indecisively sits on their ass while opportunities come and go until they are finally left with nothing.
3. A jack of all trades if all trades were different forms of masturbation
2. Someone who fails at their own life, and also succeeds to suck a little life out of everyone else on their way to nowhere.
1. Someone who indecisively sits on their ass while opportunities come and go until they are finally left with nothing.
What the fuck is your problem man? We can't count on you for shit anymore you fucking jerk-off artist
by RevelationToRevolution December 28, 2007
When a male enters the room with obvious sented hand lotion following him around. You know he has just jerked off because men dont care about soft skin. Avoid hand shakes, high fives and games of red rover for at least 2 to 4 hours.
Bill: What smells like cucumber mellon?
Ted: I think Tim just rubbed one out.
Bill: Jerk-Off Hands
Tim: Anyone want a skittle? (extends palm full of delicious skittles)
Ted: I think Tim just rubbed one out.
Bill: Jerk-Off Hands
Tim: Anyone want a skittle? (extends palm full of delicious skittles)
by PACHYCEPHALOSAURUS November 18, 2010