Cookie Monstering

The moment when your nipples are pointing in two different directions imitating Cookie Monster's googly eyes.

Am I cookie monstering in this bikini top?

by __Kris__ June 19, 2022

booty monster

someone who is obsessed with the booty. they will grab it at any means necessary and won't hesitate to chomp on it at any second.

"you're such a booty monster" my boyfriend said to me as i violently attacked his rear end.

by therealpussyqueen June 20, 2022

Grog monster

A person who is obsessed with alcoholic beverages and craves the feeling of being drunk.

“I once saw a sexy little readhead, I asked for his name. He responded chrissy. I was keen on a root until I seen he was a grog monster”

by 111-… March 3, 2022

MONSTER BLACK

referring to an extremely large, firm penis belonging to that of a black man.......an example of one would be 50 cent, usher and the like

o man, he pummelled me with his monster black......it felt sooooooooooo good

by southern surfer August 3, 2005

Tickle Monster

A sick, perverted fuck who shower with, molests, and rapes disadvantaged little boys who look to them as a father figure and mentor.

A sick, perverted fuck who will be murdered the minute he steps foot in prison.

Jerry Sandusky is a Tickle Monster.

by Bone Bender December 18, 2012

Skully Monster

A female(or male I suppose) who loves to give head and does it often.

Eric : "Andrew, I'm going over to Bre's to hang out with Karen this weekend."

Andrew : "Are you going to get your squirt?"

Eric : "I'm not sure. Hopefully she is a Skully Monster and likes to give head, because I am holding off on the sex."

Andrew : "Yea that's cool, just as long as you get your squirt."

by GormsMyGorms March 9, 2009

Monster Energy

A terrible sports drink that is just as healthy as battery acid

Monster Energy is fucking terrible

by wweeer November 23, 2020