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Matthew

One of the biggest bitches you would ever meet. He will often break your shit and slap you when you are not looking
Aye look at Matthew he’s one big bitch
by Big bhiddie February 5, 2020
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Matthew

Matthew is a type of man with an extraordinarily large dick. Girls admire his confidence and adore his sex. He is sure to make you happy ;)
Girl 1 - Matthew is so hot!!
Girl 2 - I know!!!!
by Drsueus’ mom January 7, 2019
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Matthew

He is a boy who always laughs and talks a lot. He is very loud when he wants to be and sticks his hand out and says “Boi”. He always say “you gay” or “you’re autistic”. He can be smart but acts like a retard. You’ll be friends with him and realize he is a little annoying. Matthew is funny and cool to be around. Other than that he will go home at the end of the day and watch any YouTube video he can find.
That guy is such a matthew
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A complete pitty douchebag who never and would never learn to love. He will say “ I miss my ex “ just to take the whole thing as a joke.
“ Matthew is such a dick to his Girlfriend .”

“ Yeah, he keeps saying he loves her but i bet he’s insecure.”
by “0_0” September 23, 2019
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Dirty Matthew Ashley

When you smell vagina before you start eating it out
Dirty Matthew Ashley smelt the vagina before rooting it
by Period pain March 9, 2019
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matthew adam delevie

a bangable :: lickable :: jesus-like :: gangster pimp :: who is a sexy :: goofy :: goober
OMG! I would so definitely tap that Matthew Adam Delevie! :
by KJR<3 December 15, 2008
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Matthew

A huge childish brat. he likes watching Lego Chima and Octonauts. Probably likes YouTube Rewind 2018.
A: Wanna watch Teletubies?
B: No, I'm not a Matthew!
A: Yeah but I am!
by JakePaulFanboy101 November 14, 2019
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