JR. MONSTER

Street slang for the herpes simplex virus.

I heard that nigga T-Diddy got the Jr. Monster!

by summershit November 15, 2003

Monster Parade

When a group of men do a conga line while inserting themselves inside the person in front of them.

Ay bro we did a Monster Parade at the bathhouse last night.

by IToppleGovernments September 13, 2021

Gargle Monster

A ginger creature that can smell gargle(beer/alcohol ) up to a mile away. Often to be found wearing Astro turf runners whilst consuming copious amounts of gargle. The Gargle Monster is also fond Derby County FC and his favourite food is Seabass.

The Gargle Monster is drinking too much in the pub

by JPKGargle October 20, 2018

MONSTER BLACK

referring to an extremely large, firm penis belonging to that of a black man.......an example of one would be 50 cent, usher and the like

o man, he pummelled me with his monster black......it felt sooooooooooo good

by southern surfer August 3, 2005

Tickle Monster

A sick, perverted fuck who shower with, molests, and rapes disadvantaged little boys who look to them as a father figure and mentor.

A sick, perverted fuck who will be murdered the minute he steps foot in prison.

Jerry Sandusky is a Tickle Monster.

by Bone Bender December 18, 2012

Skully Monster

A female(or male I suppose) who loves to give head and does it often.

Eric : "Andrew, I'm going over to Bre's to hang out with Karen this weekend."

Andrew : "Are you going to get your squirt?"

Eric : "I'm not sure. Hopefully she is a Skully Monster and likes to give head, because I am holding off on the sex."

Andrew : "Yea that's cool, just as long as you get your squirt."

by GormsMyGorms March 9, 2009

Monster Energy

A terrible sports drink that is just as healthy as battery acid

Monster Energy is fucking terrible

by wweeer November 23, 2020