loan officer

A person who'll gladly take advantage of newbies to the mortgage process.
Will be really nice during the paper process and fuck you hard when you're pressured to sign on the dotted line at closing. Later to drive away in the $80k BMW in the parking lot. (They take lessons from insurance brokers).

"Sure we can give you a 5%, 30 year loan with no points or closing cost" ..."Oh the APR?...It's only 6.75%, don't bother with that number, it's too confusing"

by randy i am October 26, 2003

Logan

an award winning shit

man I was in the bogger and snapped off a logan

by Smoothsilver October 18, 2010

Logan paul

A bias hypocrite who goes as far as to lie about meg getting assaulted, just for his lying asshole brother Jake Paul

Logan paul is a bias hypocrite

by Random_girl September 5, 2017

Logan

The guy that every girl falls for. He seems sweet at first. With his sarcasm and flirty comments. Then he'll turn on you and shut you out. You can't help but love a Logan, though. He is SUPER attractive with his amazing eyes and appealing smell. Your knees go weak everytime you see him. He likes to take adventures and hang out with his true friends. Usually he plays an instrument like drums or guitar. Every girl wants a Logan. Every girl hates to see a Logan with another girl. Every guy envies a Logan

*God-like guy walks by*
"Who is THAT!?"
"Him, oh that's Logan."
"I want him!"
"Get in line."

by Not telling!!!!! May 12, 2010

loan shark

A shady loan dealer, gives out loans at huge interest rates

I had to get a loan from that loan shark for my new car, but I can't pay him back

by Jonneh July 19, 2004

Crisis loan

The scant pennies you need to feed the mice living in your flat when the giro fails to arrive and another week of starvation looms. To secure a crisis loan one must first contact the crisis loans department of the centralised social security services where one is put on hold for forty minute intervals interspersed with short bursts of nasty questions in which one is made to feel like the scum of the earth. After two and a half hours (my record) one is then blasted with more insults before being offered £20 for the next two weeks. Then follows an interminable wait at the job centre amongst a sea of human flotsam who are now your nearest living brethren. After a standard wait which sees the job centre close and most the staff leave you are summoned to the back room to be given your crisis loan cheque which you cannot now cash until the following day as the post office has shut.

Unemployed person: I just got my £20 crisis loan.
Employed person: You bloody scrounger! That's my taxes you're drinking away, you scum. MY TAXES!
Unemployed person: But I've nothing else to live on -
Employed person: Get a job and stop making me pay tax! Taxes taxes taxes taxes taxes taxes taxes taxes taxes taxes, ad infinitum.

by Roland from Grange Hill December 29, 2008

Logan emma

Very beautiful name commonly used for girls.
Logan meaning little hollow
Emma meaning "signifying greatness"

My oh Logan Emma is a looker.

by Logan Emma August 4, 2007