by xeu July 19, 2019
Get the john wickingmug. a Baldie John, is a middle aged man, who still thinks he is in his early 20's.Likes to party and drink excessively and endulge in copius amounts of drugs. However, he has a sexual attraction to 18-25 year old young men. He will offer drink and drugs all night, and pretend to be friends with a certain male individual all night, and then once he sees his chance, will abuse them in the most uncomfortable of body orephaces.
Matt woke up in someone's bed, with a load a gipe running down his leg and a sore ass.
Matt was a Baldie John victim
Matt was a Baldie John victim
by Roo#1 December 30, 2008
Get the Baldie Johnmug. A friendly, funny and a nice guy when he wants to be. Is secretly vulnerable and sensitive to those he feels comfortable with. He has nice fluffy hair most of the time,a great smile and handsome af .Attracts me and women.Is artistic,creative and not judgmental. Is an all around good person and friend of you’re lucky enough to know him Doesn’t tell how he feels but you can early tell by his facial expression.
by Salty mama April 22, 2020
Get the John-Michaelmug. by liz4rdm4n August 5, 2009
Get the John Seniormug. by PUBLICSAFETY October 7, 2011
Get the Crazy Johnmug. When your chick puts a gob of rubbing vasoline in her mouth and then slobbers it all over your dick. She then proceeds to give you a nasty handjob.
by NotoriousK30304 December 11, 2013
Get the sloppy johnmug. God: a likeness. A higher being.
by Chris Trew February 26, 2005
Get the John Peelmug.