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jack party 

A party that is dominantly male, involving masturbation by all those who attend, although the masturbation is not intended to be mutual. You can commonly find people doing a circle jerk or playing soggy biscuit.
Adolescent: "We havin a jack party at Craig's house!"
Ghost of Christmas Past: "I would also like to come to Craig's house to wax my candle..err..jack off.
jack party by Jack Party October 1, 2007
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Pussy Faced Jack 

A man named jack, who has a pussy face. white trash long greasy blonde hair. Shower Bi-weekly; offen smelly like a rotten pussy. Plus his face is so terribly un kept hairy mess that it looks like an amish pussy. Go Fuck Your Self Jack.
Who was that? Oh its just pussy faced jack, he wants to come over. Tell him to go fuck himself.

jack hammer

A very agressive way of fucking, using long strides with a very fast tempo.
While I was giving her the jack hammer, you could hear a "slap slap" sound through the entire house.
jack hammer by T. Lux. April 28, 2003

Micheal Jackson 

It's spelt Michael Jackson, not Micheal Jackson, dumbasses.
Micheal Jackson by Prof. Goldman February 19, 2010

jack shit 

A term used to describe a lack of anything.
I ain't got jack shit to do. You don't have jack shit. I don't owe you jack shit!
jack shit by Carter SN October 2, 2005

surrey jack 

A south asian gangster usually with these characteristics:
- wears brand only clothing (Jordan, Puma, Lacoste, Nike etc
- has high hopes of becoming a successful gangster/dealer
- has so many enemies (usually of the same ethnicity) that he is afraid to walk in groups of less than four
- at many times, uses punjabi words like paaji, panchod, phudu
- PROUD OF THEIR COUNTRY india
- they always jump ppl they hate or if they are drunk......random people
- the only kind of music the listen to is punjabi music and rap
- smoke weed, fuck bitches, and drink liqour on a regular basis
- tend to hindu pack their cars
Some guy: hey u hear that punjabi music?
Other guy: yeah i think a hindu packed car full of Surrey jacks are comin our way! RUN
surrey jack by NOTASurrey jack April 13, 2007

Skai Jackson 

An adult in the body and mind of a 13 year old who's favorite hobby is doxxing children and ruining their lives. She's a guacamole nigga penes.
Skai Jackson is such an immature child she can eat my guacamole nigga penes.
Skai Jackson by CEO of big pp August 3, 2020