When a group of men engage in the act of standing in a line with a person both in front of them and behind them; as the line starts to progress across an area all the men involved simultaneously insert their penis into the anus of the man in front of them, place their hands on the shoulders of the man in front of them, and walk, dance, and thrust to the rhythm of the music that is playing.
Rules:
1) Making train noises with your mouth is encouraged but not required.
2) Women with strap-ons are allowed to participate depending on who is taking part, but it is always looked down upon.
Rules:
1) Making train noises with your mouth is encouraged but not required.
2) Women with strap-ons are allowed to participate depending on who is taking part, but it is always looked down upon.
Guy 1:"Hey man, would you like to take a seat?"
Guy 2:"Thank you, but I can't, me and a couple of other gentlemen had a Cowboy Freight Train last night and I'm afraid I won't be sitting down for a while."
Guy 2:"Thank you, but I can't, me and a couple of other gentlemen had a Cowboy Freight Train last night and I'm afraid I won't be sitting down for a while."
by Jimbo McDoodle Snout November 22, 2011

by Sayōnara_Sucker July 8, 2021

A flaming homosexual of any race.
by B-dones May 9, 2019

Typically used to describe a dirty ol' redneck that aspires to be as monumentally stout as an Absolute Unit. Wears Ariat boots with faded blue jeans. Wears hats as often as possible. Probably to cover his bald spot.
Damn y'all look at Bradley walking down the hall like a Cowboy Unit. That guy is a poser -- he's no Absolute Unit!
by absoluteunit9000 October 15, 2018

by Little raccon June 11, 2017

has “♣️♥️♣️♥️“ in their twitter handle, posts 5000 pictures of their dads truck, and tweets about how he wants to treat a girl right but fucks over any girl he’s ever been with.
by alyssabj15 December 14, 2017

A "Commonwealth Cowboy" refers to men from smaller communities within Commonwealth nations (UK, Ireland, Canada, Australia, New Zealand) who embody a blend of rugged practicality and quiet confidence. They are typically sturdy and dependable individuals, known for their willingness to work hard and their genuine, straightforward communication style. Unlike those focused on image, they possess practical skills and a grounded nature, offering a sense of security and respect through their competence and kindness. This archetype represents a refreshing authenticity rooted in real-world abilities rather than superficial displays.
Woman: On our way to dinner, my date pulled over to change a strangers tire, just said, “can’t leave ‘em stranded”. I swear men from the prairies are built different.
Friend: sounds like he’s a commonwealth cowboy
Friend: sounds like he’s a commonwealth cowboy
by I H8 City Boys April 13, 2025
