up-island 

A derogatory term for any Long Island location west of the Hamptons.

Do we really have to go up-island today? I'd much prefer to sit at my beach house, sip mimosas and order my immigrant day-laborers around.

up-island by F**k the Hamptons October 9, 2009

Long Island Handshake 

A manual anal stimulation technique whereby the gentleman inserts four fingers, pinky at bottom... index on top, into the ladies rectum. The move is fully executed when the thumb has been inserted into the vagina and the man's hand is shook vertically as if introducing himself to the lady. A quick way to remember this technique is "four in the stink, thumb in her pink."

My new neighbor introduced me to his wife so to be polite I gave her a Long Island Handshake.

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Nothing relaxes Suzy more after a long day at the office, than a nice glass of wine and a Long Island Handshake from her boyfriend.

Long Island Handshake by sonny chiba December 26, 2006

Big Island 

An Island in the heart of Lake Minnetonka, Minnesota, known for being the college person hangout on sunny, summer, Saturdays. On a nice day there are around 3,000 beautiful girls and guys aging between 18-25...drinking... It is also the place to be for the 4th of July where 10,000+ people are playing floating beer pong, or doing beer bongs. It is quite possibly the most amazing place in the world on the America's birthday.

Minnetonka resident: You goin to Big today?
Another resident: Ya, I'm goin to big island I've got two cases, two bottles and 10 girls in bikinis, and I cant wait for the fourth...

Big Island by BIGIsland December 29, 2007

Vertical Island Productions 

A production company started by Shawn Lecrone aka Sebastian Lionell for the production of indie films in 2006. Though mostly low budget films, many of the films by Vertical Island has graced many film festivals across the US and Canada.

How NOT to Make a Movie was produced by Vertical Island Productions.

Vertical Island Productions by Yacuma Ghost May 11, 2011

North Island Secondary 

NISS is listed as the worst school in British Columbia. Yea the worst! Half the people there dont care about anyone. But later in PHSS is the place to be!

Guy 1: Dude do you go to North Island Secondary?

Guy 2: Nah dawg. I go to Port Hardy Secondary.

Guy 1: Party 'Hardy' dude!

Guy 2: Weeeeooooo!

North Island Secondary by SeriouslyWUT October 8, 2011

rhode island 

This is a horrible place with corrupt police, lawyers, and certain few wealthy running it. It is best not to go there unless you like jail, unjust punishment, along with the occasional police beat down.

Rhode Island
Providence

rhode island by RI_Citizen January 30, 2009

parris island 

1.(verb)(noun) A place where military personnel turns civilians into pussys then marines. Living in hell is practiced here, along with: thrashings, rape, beatdowns,
looting, blanket parties, getting yelled at, P.T. and
massive disipline and control gaining.
2.(adj)(noun) A basic spawning point of Marinessince the 1920s, if you escape you leave in a pinebox or a crocs belly or drown. Home to the notorious drill instructors who prey on
helpless recruits.
3. A great place to lose weight or gain fat.
4. Where civilians learn how to kill and blow shit up,
train, die.
5. A place where you officially lose your rights as an american.

Cock sucking shitheads welcome to MCRD Parris Island!!! you have motherfucking 12 seconds to get your sorry asses on those yellow strips!!!!!! You!! shut the fuck up!!! you will respond with AYE SIR, NO SIR, AND YES SIR. what the fuck did i just say?!!! 12, 11, 7, 6, 4, go, go, go!!!! My grandma moves faster than you fuckin slugs!!! off the buss!! (without that much cursing tho)

parris island by jmasterjermzx December 4, 2006