Definitions by BIGIsland

Ryan Gellner 

The Ryan Gellner is the act of showing up to a party uninvited and touching every woman there’s ass and making them feel uncomfortable most encounters end in them trying to sleep with you.

Omg that party last night was awful Ryan Gellner wouldn’t stop touching me.

Ryan Gellner by Bigisland February 1, 2024

Storm boner 

The storm boner is when a crack of thunder gives you a full blown errection and you feel the pulse of the lightning

Damn did you also get a storm boner or is it just me.

Storm boner by Bigisland April 3, 2023

The sneaky salamander 

The sneaky salamander is when you shove a slinky up you’re anal cavity and force a salamander to crawl through the slinky and then rip the slinky out as fast as you can

Hey Tim me and Angela did the sneaky salamander last night and it still hasn’t come out wanna take a look.

The sneaky salamander by Bigisland April 3, 2023

THE ROSS 

The act of putting you’re dick in a jar of peanut butter and then realizing that your dog is having an allergic reaction.

“God damnit ross if you keep doing THE ROSS the dogs gonna die.”

THE ROSS by Bigisland April 3, 2023

THE KRAM 

The kram is when you stick five or more glow sticks up you’re ass in the country of Canada.

Hey Tyler let’s go to your cabin and do THE KRAM.

THE KRAM by Bigisland December 8, 2022

the romfo

The romfo is the act of doing anal on top of a hippopotamus while drunk.

Hey John wanna go do the romfo.

the romfo by Bigisland December 8, 2022

Quintane 

My old history teacher who was buff and hot he also got fired from coaching a 12U baseball team then bought a hotdog and came back

The Quintane says get somewhere with a purpose.

Quintane by Bigisland May 7, 2021