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Iron Schneider

An Iron Schneider is what comes out of you when you poop after being constipated. A very hard log.
Oh man, my butt hurts! I finally dropped an Iron Schneider after downing 4 bowls of All Bran!
by EmilyBalon February 21, 2025
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Iron Schneider

When you finally go to the bathroom after being constipated, you end up with an Iron Schneider in the toilet bowl.

Schneider re: a hot dog.
Iron re: hard consistancy due to constipation
Oh man, my butt hurts! I finally dropped an Iron Schneider after eating 2 bowls of All Bran!
by EmilyBalon February 21, 2025
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iron stan

A mix between marvel character Iron-Man/Tony Stark(Played by Robert Downey Jr.) And the creator of marvel Stan Lee
Iron Stan is a sick crossover hero!
by SucMehFatThanosBooty December 3, 2019
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Iron Maiden

THE most influential metal band of all time IMO. Albums like Their eponymous debut, Killers, The Number of The Beast, PIECE OF MOTHERFUCKING MIND, etc. ! They consistently pump out quality into your ears, they continue to innovate metal genre with 3 FUCKING GUITARISTS, they've solidified the metal genre as an artform, their latest album (Senjutsu) FUCKING SLAPS, They've inspired acts like Avenged Sevenfold, I COULD KEEP FUCKING GOING
(Guy 1) I just bought a new Iron Maiden album!

(Guy 2) Kickass!
by TotallyNotAnIronMaidenFan September 26, 2021
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iron bru

Orange liquid chaos so wild that gaijin need not apply
I shared an Iron Bru with this Japanese girl, and she couldn't stop laughing when I called it 鉄狂飲 (Tetsukyouin) – it's like a tanuki in a can!
by Tanuki69OG August 3, 2024
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Heated Iron Weapons

Used by the Starlight Kingdom, these tools can almost break through saturated stardust metal. They sear through many substances at temperatures around 1073°K while also having a hardness of 6 N/mm².
These heated iron weapons really can kill.
by Randonarchy April 2, 2021
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Forgot the Iron Fleet

To overlook an obvious, easily foreseeable or predictable consequence of one’s actions.
“He decided to carjack a guy in a parking lot with tire shredders that he stepped over when he walked in.”
”Oh … he really forgot the Iron Fleet.”
by Smartnership November 18, 2023
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