Painting her white

When you ejaculate on a female, "painting her white".

Dude 1: What did you do to Girl 1 last night?

Dude 2: I was painting her white.

Dude 1: Nice!

by SneakyFuckinBeaky May 1, 2016

ate her turkey

Eating a girls saggy vagina

Man I cant believe I got that drunk that I went home with Sarah and ate her turkey and I made sure to add some homemade gravy ;)

by 5th floor whore November 12, 2013

lehoo ze her

A term used by Ace Ventura on many occations becouse he is too cool to just say looser.

You are a lehoo ze her.

by Zealoterman November 10, 2006

shut her down

To simply shut it off, to stop what ur doing if shit gets crazy

Blyth: Hits power band on YZ125 and bout loops it. Me: wooo shut her down!

by fastergaster February 20, 2019

Webbing her up

It's when you cum all over the girl you're having sex with like Spider-Man

Friend 1: Hey, man how did the part go last night?

Friend 2: It was awesome! I was webbing her up!

Friend 1: Who?

Friend 2: Selina

Friend 1: No way!

by Danny go November 14, 2021

phone red herring

When your significant other who is normally attached to their phone at all times clears their phone out of anything suspect (anything they are hiding such as texts from other girls etc), then lays it in an obvious place inviting you to look through it while pretending to sleep or leaving the room.

I was beginning to trust him until he threw a phone red herring.

by Imnotdumbsilly May 29, 2020

Porkin' Her Nasty

To fuck the shit out of her. It's mindblowing sex. The visual image is typically doggy and the woman is screaming and the man is panting. Hardcore porking

Ryan: So last night I was porkin' her nasty right

by The GentIeman February 28, 2011