When banging a girl from behind, you stick both your pointer fingers in her ass, and when she turns around in shock, you take your shitty fingers and circle around her eyes, making the appearance of Harry's glasses while climaxing and simultaneously yelling EXPELLIARMUS! Then you steal her broom as you run out of the house to make a quick getaway!
by Jerry’s kids January 26, 2022
Refers to da humorously-annoying conundrum dat's frequently encountered by folks suffering from C.S.S. (i.e., Can't See S**t"), particularly those who also have poor short-term memory --- they set their glasses down someplace, but then they forget where they laid them, and they cannot see well enough without said corrective lenses to find them again.
Keeping a spare pair of glasses (like simple reading-specs from da dollar store) in a certain place at all times (and then promptly returning them to said location after using them in a "mislaid glasses dilemma" emergency, like a hidden set of house/car keys that you use whenever you've accidentally "locked yourself out") can get you out of the age-old "I need my glasses in order to see well enough to FIND my glasses!" problem... you will always know where in the house that your "rescue" glasses will be, so you can go and temporarily don them for clear vision till you find your "regular" glasses again, and then put the spare set back in their "for emergencies" location.
by QuacksO October 26, 2020
you love making out with big men
by daddy41 May 06, 2022
You get get zero hoes and have no bitches
He definitely is wearing glasses
by PeeterJones12 May 10, 2022
The girl that ends up with broken bones after getting hit in the face twice, thus redirecting a flight.
Miss glass laughed about the hundreds of people she killed on the train after getting that dude banned from the airplane for life.
by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021
That's Miss Glass, she is hard as glass, she's the wrong one to try and shatter, don't let thinking you can see through her fool you, she is suprisingly not fragile.
by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021
by SuperCoolBeas June 23, 2015