glass jolly rancher

when you melt jolly ranchers in a glass to form a mold and than crack it in your ass.

hey dude! I had left over Halloween candy and decided to give my self a glass jolly rancher.

by Sussyboy2? October 31, 2022

glass invitation

An insincere invitation. And invitation that the sender gives out of social obligation but hopes the receiver does not act on.

“Yeah Will invited me to his New Year’s party, but I know it was a glass invitation so I won’t be going. He only invited me because someone mentioned the party in front of me.”

by Michael Callahan December 21, 2023

Venus Glassing

An instance where a wifely figure is blamed for releasing fog-demons in an elevator. Also appropriate-and more well known-for the sounds emitted from the bathroom in the morning. I.e fogged mirrors from fog-demons.

'Honey...were those barking spiders or were you venus glassing again?'

*points at wife in elevator* 'she really enjoys venus glassing. It wasnt me'

by A Minnesotan November 20, 2018

Glassing

Putting your penis in someone’s ear immediately after jizzing to give them a “wet Willy”

Barrett: “Yo bro I had two dudes glassing me last night

Ayden: “That’s sick dawg

by ABjohnsonfarts May 6, 2024

yeet my glasses

The words Nathalie should of said while transforming

She really said yeet my glasses

by Emilié Agreste’s wifey July 26, 2021

Glass Jar

And old person’s way of saying Testicles

One little hit in your glass jar and you’ll be rolling all over the floor.

by No telling November 1, 2019

Glass Maid

Somebody that tries to fix a situation by talking when in reality should be left alone. Something that breaks even more from someone that just won’t shut the fuck up

Alex: “Dude Sam just broke Emily’s heart and seems to be making it worse.”
Max: “Well that’s what he gets for being such a glass maid.”
Alex: “You right.”

by Siri’s Bitch April 15, 2019