fist dibs

An alternative to the common phrase first dibs, where one ‘calls’ ownership of something. ‘Fist dibs’ is a newer form of slang relating to bros calling ‘fist dibs’ in a more ‘masculine’ version of the saying.

Bro, you seen the new Fashion Nova Men’s line?
Yeah man, I got fist dibs on the red satin button down. Swag unmatched.

by emalonez June 15, 2018

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Monkey Fist

A type of knot on a rope that's very hard and can hurt an Individual if the rope is swung hard enough to cause blunt force damage... Used when monkey fisting a bad monkey...

If you need a weapon but you are not allowed to have one , take this rooe for a monkey fist to help you.

by LuckyGrendelSparkleMSK December 24, 2018

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Romanian Iron Fist

When a man puts on a aluminum cast condom and butt fucks his neighbor until the friction is too much and the heat melts the metal and casts the neighbors ass down to every detail imaginable

Average man: "hey bro you tryna Romanian Iron Fist tonight?"
Average mans neighbor: "yea bro, im down whenever"

by varxiq June 24, 2022

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Scissor Fist

When you fist somebody with both hands extended like an open pair of scissors

"I scissor fisted Rebecca last night it was so hot"

by Singaporean man May 27, 2024

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survival of the fisted

Maintaining anal and/or vaginal tension to near optimal levels (i.e. achieving ejaculation within 10 minutes of coital commencement attributed to frictional stimulation) after 2 or more sessions of ad metacarpal penetration

Porn Connoisseur: "Porn star actress of certain name is still vaginally pleasing male porn star actors after 4 sessions of ad metacarpal penetrations. I am delighted. This is what we call in the industry "survival of the fisted" my dear friend Jeremy"
Jeremy: "I am also delighted"

by TsiLLarkaS May 19, 2015

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