Finger Splint

A veteran move to say the least. Often used after a long night of alcohol consumption. When a gentleman's erection is non-existent, he places his index finger under his limp noodle to "splint" it in order to succesfully guide it into his partners vagina in hope that once inside, he will wake up and perform.

"Man I was so wasted last night that I had to go with the finger splint. Even then I couldn't get it up! Needless to say, I was embarassed.....but not as much as she was!"

by Neilbra November 15, 2006

not lay a finger on

to leave someone or something unscathed, untouched, etc

He will not lay a finger on my sister.

by Light Joker May 20, 2006

fat-finger

to finger a fat girl

I love fat-fingering my chunky girlfriend, it is soo fun.

by fat lover May 7, 2007

Slip the finger

When you are scratching your ass and a finger goes in.

When my friend scratches his ass, he likes to slip the finger.

by BlahGuide52003 January 13, 2021

finger dicking

Finger Dicking is when you are doing a job but are getting nowhere due to incompetence and someone else come over and completes it immediately.

We had E&E personnel finger dicking a duct for a shaft driven compressor on a CV-22 for an hour and a half. The expeditor came and completed the job in fifteen seconds.

by El Jai November 15, 2019

chilly finger

When you run your index finger under cold water and then stick it in ur bum hole

Mmm I think I'll ask my girlfriend for a chilly finger tonight

by Chillyfinger April 15, 2016

penis fingers

Billy Barrow

wow looka at billys penis fingers!

by bepere May 28, 2018