Beer Fairy

The beer fairy is a magical creature who leaves alcohol in your fridge for you to find the morning after a party. This alcohol is usually completely random and typically half empty.

The beer fairy frequents Greek housing, especially after rush.

Whatever the beer fairy leaves automatically becomes custody of the tenant. Guests from the night before are never allowed to claim the beer fairy's gifts, unless you are having a whiskey breakfast

That party was awesome last night, and the beer fairy left three beers and some vodka in the freezer!

by maggielvr970 September 30, 2012

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Fairy Bonk

1. To bop someone on the head, little bunny foo foo style.

2. When two twinks get it on.

1. Oh no, I accidentally fairy bonked the cat while playing with him!

2. Did you see the fairy bonking going on in the bathroom earlier?

by KokoDragon July 12, 2020

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cranny-fairy

when a man/boy first eats/drinks cranberries

tom: hey bill have you ever had cranberries
bill: yes
tom: well you should try them their delicious
bill; wow your a real cranny-fairy

by guido123 August 25, 2009

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Punch the Fairy

The act of Female Masturbation: Involving intensive clitoral stimulation.

After a long day at work nothing beats using a brand new vibrator to punch the fairy

by Killer Chimera Queen April 14, 2019

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Fairy

A fairy is a magical small creature that usually lives in a white spotted red mushroom as most people say. Fairy's may or may not be real. No one actually knows. Most people say that fairys are stupid and mean and little miniature bitches, but no one knows for sure. They could be make belive or they could be real.

Tinker bell is a fairy.

by Katie Kat 2.0 March 25, 2019

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