Choking down a birthday donut 

Giving your lover a rimjob, after a night out when you'd rather do anything else

Mavis was choking down a birthday donut after a wine and cheese night.

Choking down a birthday donut by Viggø September 14, 2023

Split cream donut 

Fucking a mutilated thigh gap of a pasty complexioned young woman till a frothy mixture of man-cream and raspberry red blood fills the tunnel produced in the doughy flesh.

"Karen was such a basic yoga bitch of a white girl, I just had to hate fuck her."

"Did you give her a split cream donut?"

"You know it!"

Split cream donut by Vari the Vampire November 7, 2023

Backup Glazed Donut 

When an infertile plebeian drizzles surrogate cum on his dick and shoves it in his disappointed partner

My wife wanted to divorce me because I was shootin blanks, so I pulled out the Backup Glazed Donut

Backup Glazed Donut by Horse Peener December 1, 2023

Drunk n donut

Getting drunk and have anal sex

Hey, wanna go drunk n donut?
Do I bring the booze or the donut?

Drunk n donut by LightSpeedJunky January 5, 2024

Soft as a jelly donut 

Its used to illustrate how utterly soft and ineffectual someone is. It's usually used as an insult.

Christian Laettner acted like he was the second coming of Wilt Chamberlain, but in actuality he was as soft as a jelly donut.

Soft as a jelly donut by JoeyPencils January 8, 2024

Magician’s Donut 

The ability to make items disappear using your butthole.

The crowd wasn’t liking my tricks, so I showed them my magician’s donut.

Magician’s Donut by Saltburn January 20, 2024

Smoking the donut 

When you stick a joint in the butthole of a slutty black girl and she puffs the joint by farting and then you proceed to inhale the secondhand smoke

Man.. me and sharkisha were smoking the donut last night and we both got baked

Smoking the donut by Nigger bob square dick February 16, 2024