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School- Related Depression

School Related Depression is the act of hating oneself and the world because of school and your parents.

This is just like normal depression, only worse.
You achieve this state of mind when everything that can possibly go wrong goes wrong, and everything which seems as if it cant go wrong does so.
It's when you go to school, the one place in the world designed to be a helpful and friendly environment, but when you get there you find:

Hateful and idiotic teens that scream at you and call you a "f**got lol", and insult your very existence.
It's when you realize that your teachers hate your very existence. They sit there, on their phones, screaming about how it's not their fault 3 quarters of the F**ING CLASS ARE FAILING.

And then you go home and you tell your mom that the teachers cant grade and lose your papers and that kids bully you, and then you get this:
"Stop being an ungrateful brat! I do everything for you!"
But that mom doesnt realize that it's not their fault that your depressed but they're too ego F**KING centric to realize that is NOT ABOUT THEM FOR A DAMN CHANGE.
This shouldn't be a thing, but I guess that's life, eh?
School- Related Depression is when you hate yourself and others so fucking much as a result of school.
by yeetdepression March 29, 2019
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depression vs anxiety

a power couple so in love it's inevitable they clash and when they do beware.
depression vs anxiety is some unpredictable sheeeet
by BumStatusYo December 6, 2018
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depressed thought disorder

A voice in your head that makes you feel depressed, though you can mute it but you don’t really want to
John has Depressed Thought Disorder , so we should help him
by ImAFluidSexual April 1, 2021
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violent depression sex

The kind of sex that is reserved between a woman and their sexually frustrated neighbor, both parties are vigorously and mercilessly going at it, however they're mid existential crisis at the though of what their life has come to, sat in a somewhat strange mans house, having your ass eaten whilst fearing the wrath of his obese wife breaking down the door.

Such sex involves acts to inflict major harm and discomfort upon each other, such as a foreskin tearing hand job, whilst her mother is in the kitchen, unaware of the task at hand (Pun intended).
Furthermore such an act is later ignored and they go back to awkwardly making compulsory conversation whence they see each other in public, till the time comes again. (Pun, yet again, intended).
"You see the way Catherina and Phil were looking at each other at the shop"?
" Yeah, they've been going at it"
"Phil's wife ain't gonna be impressed that he's been having violent depression sex with her*.
by Decan Gray May 7, 2018
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High school depression

When a student gets extremely sad about grades, popularity or failing school.

Happens to a lot of high school students.
A Dude/Gal: God I’m so sad about my grades, they’re dropping like crazy.
B Dude/Gal: Sounds Like High School depression it’s when you are extremely sad about something about high school.
A Dude/Gal: oh fuck.
by GBonbon798 August 5, 2020
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Post Libertas Depression

The depression that hits you after a long vacation or weekend
me: I really don't want to go to work tomorrow, I'd rather jump off a bridge.
friend: Dude, I think you're suffering from Post Libertas Depression
by Wi11emDafoe August 17, 2019
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Post Mate’l Depression

Fuck off! I’ve got a bad case of Post Mate’l Depression.
by Hooksy Bass July 10, 2023
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