cut the broccoli

To masturbate or otherwise pleasure oneself

Where's Darren? Oh he went to cut the broccoli.

by Hot Digity October 24, 2018

cut the brownies

A sexual act of deficating into a small ziplock bag, then placing the warm lump on your significant other's face as they sleep, then, when they away, yell "Cut the brownies!" And pop the bag with a pin, causing it to splatter all over his/her face.

"How did the night with Jessica go?"

"Aweful, she didn't put out so I cut the brownies that morning."

by Bennyboy141 December 31, 2013

Cutting cake

When you pull up a girl's panties (while she's wearing them) to the point where it splits her vagina in half

I was cutting cake at the 7 year old's birthday party

by Dummy thick September 16, 2019

Cutting vegetables

When edgy teens think they're going through too much so they cut themselves.

You know liberty? Yeah, she cutting vegetables.

by sup_yo57 March 5, 2020

Cutting the cheese

Another way of saying that you farted

When my parents smelled that disgusting stench in the car, it was pretty clear to them that I have been cutting the cheese.

by aarondaelephanttipple June 20, 2018

Hella Cut

When something is exceptionally good or has good quality.

"That outfit is hella cut"

"You are looking hella cut today"

When something is not hella cut you would say to "cut it" instead. For example, "you better cut those shoes"

by Margot Flinn December 5, 2016

cut the hut

meaning to leave your house to go somewhere else

Lets cut the hut we got to go to the mall before it closes

by theemonster April 16, 2010