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custom dent

For those of you who drive a car with some sort of deformaty you understand what grief comes with it. My current car has a huge dent on the front passenger side. It still drives the same and its paid for. I live in a nice townhouse with a hot wife and two fun kids. So when someone says hey what happened to your car i just say the following.
"Listen stupid, it's a custom dent." I put that there for dumb asses like yourself who parks there lexus in front of your low income house to ask me stupid fucking questions like, "what happened to your car." That right, it's a custom dent.
by mexicanfoodstamp November 16, 2009
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Cushy

A shortened version of cushiony without the ION
It is the feeling of an object that is both hard and cushiony at the same time
EX. cushy like a football
by around.the.world January 30, 2015
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X-cuse

Buying something that you wouldnt usually buy under the guise that it is for someone else. Usually used around the holidays.
I bought that shake weight for my sister"."Please thats just an X-cuse."
by bobthefreakbuilder December 14, 2010
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Mrs. Custer

An ass hole of a teacher, which gives you a hard time for no reason. Don't mess with her, one touch of your clothes, there goes your A+ in math. That shit gonna drop into a C. If you have a Mrs. Custer for math, don't even bother, just transfer out. It ain't worth the mental issues.
Hey its Mrs. Custer, Hi Mrs. Custer. Mrs. Custer : 10 points off your next test.
by can'tfindaname69 January 13, 2019
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french canadian love custard

the act of ejaculating on a peice of toast, and eating it with great pleasure
hey hamza, i heard you had some french canadian love custard the other day. i bet it was tasty
by scottydo May 29, 2007
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more cushin for the pushin

a way to describe your aunt frieda's fat ass and hangy tits.
oh johnny , do you think I'm too fat to fuck?
oh no auntie "f", thats just more cushin for the pushin.
O.k. then ride me like the pig that I am.
by tony January 24, 2004
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Cushioning

The act of capturing a slow mo video of someone falling or jumping onto something soft like a pillow, sofa or bed.
Did you see my #cushioning challenge slo-mo on Insta?
by Tomesy March 16, 2017
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