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Chuck Norris 

chuck norris doesnt t bag he potato sacks.

chuck norris can unscramble an egg.

Q: Why doesnt chuck norris have a refflection?
A: Because the mirror is smart enough not to get in between two chuck norrises.

chuck norris used to have a twin, then he ate him.

chuck norris loves you.

chuck norris invented the beard.

it isn't over til chuck says it's over u fatass bitch!
chuck norris poops fire balls and pisses laserz
Related Words

crucking feepy 

'Fucking creepy' with the first letters rearranged. Often said as "fupping creeky"
God, that movie was crucking feepy!!!

chucking arse

dave clark loves to chuck arse with his monday book!
i was going to the job centre and i seen dave chucking arse outsideheathy
chucking arse by shagheap January 13, 2009

Chuck's boots 

Chuck's boots is an expression created by Mindy White from the band, Lydia. Chuck's boots, essentially, means cool. It can also refer to anything that is good and/or of the highest quality. Chuck's boots is the newest sensation so go out there and start saying it!!!
That new shirt is so Chuck's boots.
I can't wait for the new episode of The Office. It's going to be so Chuck's boots!
Chuck's boots by elgordito August 12, 2009

Chuck E. Cheese's 

A pizza place for children that was totally ruined because of the Five Nights at Freddy's fandom. Plus, the pizzas are cheaply manufactured, so they taste like crap.
How about we go to Chuck E. Cheese's just to play the games? We'll pass on the food.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris?

Obviously the answer is simple he would chuck all of it! And in response to the guy who asked how much wood could chuck Norris Chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood that's ridiculous!! Because all of the blood currently on Earth has already been checked by Chuck Norris before chuck chucked wood. Dumbass.
ALL OF IT! duh! That's the answer to: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris?