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Minnesota Choke

An all to familiar feeling for fans of anything Minnesota, in which whatever you cheer for inevitably falls apart.
The TWolves were the most recent example of the Minnesota Choke.
The Vikings have the Minnesota Choke down to a science. Heck, they invented it.
by Mr Duckets August 6, 2024
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Noob Choke

Bottling a game at the last possible moment as a consequence of being a newbie in the game and lacking the skills or levelheadedness to follow through.
A friend, let's call him Wout, has never won a game of bowling before. After leading the game since the start, he noob chokes during his final throws, resulting in a loss.
by Toinboer February 13, 2024
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fact-choker

Commonly referred to as “fact-checkers,” fact-chokers are hirelings contracted by Ministry of Truth tentacles such as the Trusted News Initiative (TNI) to “debunk” facts that threaten regime narratives.

Coined by Margaret Anna Alice in response to a November 18, 2021, el gato malo Substack post requesting ideas for a new name for “fact check,” the term has since appeared in numerous pieces at the Margaret Anna Alice Through the Looking Glass Substack.

Other variations on the term include “fact-choking” and “fact-choke.”

To reveal the Orwellian nature of this totalitarian tool of mind control, “fact-choker,” “fact-choking,” and “fact-choke” should be substituted wherever references to “fact-checker,” “fact-checking,” and “fact-check” appear.
“The fact-chokers smeared the dissidents.” (from Margaret Anna Alice’s poem “Mistakes Were NOT Made: An Anthem for Justice”)
by Margaret Anna Alice February 27, 2024
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Fanny Choker

Repeated fast-paced penetration of a partner's anus, in order for the giver to reach climax, to the point that the receiver can barely withstand it, as the penis is extraordinarily large and veiny. Also, the penetration is cheeks-clapping fast.
"Hey bro, how did your date go?"

"Dude! She was hot and easy! After we met for coffee, I surprised her with a Fanny choker behind the Starbucks dumpster! She got her fanny packed!"
by TasyOysterMoisture March 1, 2024
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Fanny Choker

Repeated fast-paced penetration of a partner's anus, in order for the giver to reach climax, to the point that the receiver can barely withstand it, as the penis is extraordinarily large and veiny. Also, the penetration is cheeks-clapping fast.
"Hey bro, how did your date go?"

"Dude! She was hot and easy! After we met for coffee, I surprised her with a Fanny choker behind the Starbucks dumpster! She got her fanny packed!"
by TasyOysterMoisture March 1, 2024
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Colombian Chokehold

When a girl farts, shits, cums, and queefs into a jar. Then you let it ferment for 3 months and sniff it to get high.
God damn that Colombian Chokehold got me high last night.
by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024
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The Choke Hold

When you get a chubby in public and have to tuck it under your waistband or belt to conceal it.
Dude I was at Taco Bell the other day and got a boner in my gray sweatpants, I had to give it the choke hold so your girlfriend couldn't see it.
by anonymous January 21, 2025
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