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California Diamonds

Sparkly crystals typically found on pavement in parking ramps, parking lots and sides of streets. These crystals are mined through efforts of extreme greed, mainly in the regions of San Francisco, Oakland and San Jose. Authorities haven’t pursued the regulation of the harvesting of these crystals and in fact encouraged it through policy decisions leaving the free market to drive their harvesting. Entities like Safelite and AAA have greatly profited greatly from the sharp rise in their popularity. Generally harvested by lower class populations due to the low bar to enter this highly lucrative sector, it has lead to explosive growth. Driven by demand, consumers don’t seem to care the color or clarity unlike more traditional precious stones, gray, green and blue are the most common shades.
“Wow, look at all these California Diamonds on the ground in this parking garage! I don’t think these are ethnically sourced, let’s park somewhere else.”
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California hike 

Going to any sort of outdoor nature location with the express purpose of smoking weed and not actually caring about hiking.
Dave said he wanted to go hiking with me but it ended up just being a California hike.
California hike by bababoooeyy September 28, 2023

california snot rocket

when you snotrocket on a woman’s vagina and then fuck her
“can you do California Snot Rocket instead of using lube?

California cup holder 

When a man cums in an ass hole and then proceeds to drink their own cum from said ass hole.
Man, Kelvin sure did give me a solid California cup holder last night.
California cup holder by Shotfirst January 31, 2024

California hot pocket 

An sexual activity involving two men, where one shits in the other's asshole and then fucks him in the asshole
"dude, I gave Dwayne a mean California hot pocket last night"
California hot pocket by anonymous February 15, 2024

California Baseball 

Inspired by the New York Giants and Brooklyn Dodgers relocating across the country in the 1950s, it’s a single sex session that takes two lovers from one corner of a house, apartment, or other dwelling to the opposite corner with no loss of penetration.
Tito and Rosa had tried every acrobatic position in the book, so last Saturday they challenged themselves to complete a game of California Baseball.

California Gurls 

We're unforgettable daisy dukes bikinis on top, sun kissed skin so hot we'll melt your popsicle
Person #1: hey do you know I live in California-
Katycat: CALIFORNIA GURLS
California Gurls by UDUser12323 December 1, 2023