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BOSTON: hey let me come over and give me slop
Girl: why is that all you want ??
BOSTON: never mind im not coming over
Girl: k. whatever
Girl: why is that all you want ??
BOSTON: never mind im not coming over
Girl: k. whatever
by Azria March 29, 2020
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A girl with a name that no one considers a name. She can never find it at gift shops and people never believe it is actually her name. And if they do, they think it is a boy's name.
She likes her name, but wishes people wouldn't say 'OH, LIKE DA CITY' everytime she said it was her name.
She also likes that she is the only person she knows with that name.
She has never met anyone else with her name.
She has brown eyes and brown hair and she is nice but can be crabby. She likes memes and sleeping, oh and food. Yay goodbye now. #QUARANTINEBORDEM #MAKINGYOUROWNWORD
She likes her name, but wishes people wouldn't say 'OH, LIKE DA CITY' everytime she said it was her name.
She also likes that she is the only person she knows with that name.
She has never met anyone else with her name.
She has brown eyes and brown hair and she is nice but can be crabby. She likes memes and sleeping, oh and food. Yay goodbye now. #QUARANTINEBORDEM #MAKINGYOUROWNWORD
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by Bambi Cock June 11, 2020
Get the Boston Pipe Bomb mug.Mike: White cops are killing Black men for no legitimate reason and I'm sick of it!
Jen: BOSTIT!
Mike: What the fuck is BOSTIT?
Jen: Based On Something That Isn't True. Your assertion that White cops are randomly killing Black men is BOSTIT.
Mike: Wait a second... For one thing, I'm the person in this relationship responsible for stupid ass acronyms, and...
Jen: SAA's?
Mike: Yes! And what the fuck has gotten into you? And another thing, it's been proven by statistics!
Jen: Like the Freddie Gray case?
Mike: Yeah!
Jen: Three of the six cops on that case were Black. And by the way, all of the cops were eventually acquited.
Mike: Yes but there's systemic racism in most police departments!
Jen: Another BOSTIT. Police departments strive to hire officers of color. Just look at them and you'll see.
Mike: Yes, but you can't deny that White cops killl Black men.
Jen: Well, cops are engaging in LAW ENFORCEMENT after all. Were you aware that more than ten times more White cops are killed by Black men than unarmed Black men are killed by cops?
Mike: That frazzled logic doesn't make it okay.
Jen: I never said that it did, but I just want you to think about things before you spew forth with your nonsense.
Mike: You've changed.
Jen: You haven't, but you're still my funky fucked up love interest from the West side.
Mike: Ah Baby.
Jen: BOSTIT!
Mike: What the fuck is BOSTIT?
Jen: Based On Something That Isn't True. Your assertion that White cops are randomly killing Black men is BOSTIT.
Mike: Wait a second... For one thing, I'm the person in this relationship responsible for stupid ass acronyms, and...
Jen: SAA's?
Mike: Yes! And what the fuck has gotten into you? And another thing, it's been proven by statistics!
Jen: Like the Freddie Gray case?
Mike: Yeah!
Jen: Three of the six cops on that case were Black. And by the way, all of the cops were eventually acquited.
Mike: Yes but there's systemic racism in most police departments!
Jen: Another BOSTIT. Police departments strive to hire officers of color. Just look at them and you'll see.
Mike: Yes, but you can't deny that White cops killl Black men.
Jen: Well, cops are engaging in LAW ENFORCEMENT after all. Were you aware that more than ten times more White cops are killed by Black men than unarmed Black men are killed by cops?
Mike: That frazzled logic doesn't make it okay.
Jen: I never said that it did, but I just want you to think about things before you spew forth with your nonsense.
Mike: You've changed.
Jen: You haven't, but you're still my funky fucked up love interest from the West side.
Mike: Ah Baby.
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