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homozygous recessive birthday bash smash 

Matt’s signature move on Sundays with Allie.
“Hey Allie get ready because I’m about to homozygous recessive birthday bash smash you!”

East Coast Birthday 

An extended and over the top birthday celebration common among the upper echelon east coast white girl.
Becky: Are you going to Lisa’s birthday party?
Nicole: I heard she’s flying all her friends to Iceland

Becky: that girl knows how to have an East coast birthday
East Coast Birthday by DoctaJFIVE September 23, 2019

Lucas’s birthday 

Oh hey Lucas is it your birthday?
Iye Mate it’s pure my birthday man.
Oh well then everyone: yasssss it’s lucas’s birthday

Yo Boi Junsei’s birthday 

It his always his birthday. If you have a friend named Junsei, you are legally allowed to sing happy birthday as much as you want in November 7&8
Hey Junsei it is November 7.
Junsei: Aw crap

Me: that’s right it is Yo Boi Junsei’s birthday

A Very Robear Birthday 

To invite all your friends to your Sweet 16 and charge them $10 for admission for one slice of pizza and a glass of soda.
The $10 I paid to get in was worth it. I hope my sweet 16 is a Very Robear Birthday too

KIERAN CRUMPS BIRTHDAY 2020 

Kieran is a cool underrated guy! It’s his 15th birthday and that’s sound so hey kieran it’s me have a good day! If you see this send it to the groupchat
HEY ITS KIERAN CRUMPS BIRTHDAY 2020