bean baging

bean baging is the same as tea baging apart from you use the female clitoris and labia instead of the males testicals.

jonny: my wife bean baged me last night!

bob: bean baging... did wot? whats that then?

jonny: you know when you drop your bollocks in her gob and get her to humm!

bob: yes tea baging?

jonny: well she does the same, yet she stands over you straddle legged, and gives you a mouthfull of flange whilst you humm the national anthem.

bob: marvallous!

by elcaci April 27, 2009

Cooly Beans

An expression meaning that everything's fine and alright. Often used as a way to show approval of something.

Person: We're going to the movies.
Person#2: Cooly Beans

by falsestart October 4, 2009

Bean Spider

A 'Bean Spider' a spider that lives under a toilet seat, and eats girls beans when they use the toilet.

Naomi watch out for the Bean Spider!

by TG_MOLE November 22, 2010

scrotal beans

One's testicles found in the male body; Just below the penile area.

Yo man, my scrotal beans are so itchy and bloody

by Brett smells so does Matt Tomo ad Brendan April 21, 2006

Ten Beans

adjective, 1. high-grade. 2. the number of seeds of the Cacao tree (cocoa beans) you would pay for a nice looking whore one thousand years ago. Actually, you could probably get a good deal for eight, but it doesn't have the same ring to it.

Dude, that chick is totally Ten Beans.

by Little Joe McCarthy Boyd August 27, 2005

bean play

When someone takes their fingers and gently fondles and caresses your nads.

When I go to the massage parlor, I always ask the nice Korean lady go "nice and soft," which means in the end I'll be getting some bean play.

by Rhett Perry January 5, 2008

bobby bean

To sham; to blow off your responsibilities; someone who slacks off

Way to bobby bean on your vital signs

by Lady Bug RN June 25, 2008