PHat bastard

a guy on a bus you so wanna bone even tho he's rather hideous

I really wanan nail that phat bastard over there, yes him, the one who hasn't washed in 7 months

by Boughetto August 4, 2003

BaeSt

A rare progamer. These types of rare progamers have features like a tremendously large penis, sexy hair, and ass hair that makes 20 wigs.

BaeSt's like to partake in: the detrimental consumption of alcohol, sexual activities (with females, or milan)

Other features include: Living in a small city away from a large city he wishes to be in, yet talks to other wordwankers/word on the intarweb.

BaeSt is too cool for an ego

by Anonymous March 18, 2003

crout bastard

A slur for Germans, used usually in the context of World
War II.

I'm going to kill those Nazi crout bastards!

by Nettie88 March 15, 2008

Strawberry Bastard

Consuming a bottled beverage, using a bendy straw which allows the liquid to be replaced by air, therefore, not creating a vacuum, meaning the beverage will go down faster.

See 'Strawpedo'

"Another round of Strawberry Bastards!!"

"Anyone fancy a Strawberry Bastard?"

by Team Romford April 21, 2008

Wank Bastard

A person who is a very naughty boy, or both fat and a wanker, or a bastard.
commen insult.

Dylan Taylor is such a wank bastard

by Cooper :) October 4, 2008

ginger bastard

a.i
need i say more stuart

hell if only i was made the proper way

by a known hater July 20, 2004

Shitfaced Bastard

1. When your face is covered in excrement and you don't have a father OR;
2. When you have been a total knob and called your mate a prick, you are known as a shitfaced bastard

Jonny: Prick.

Tom: Stop calling me a prick you shitfaced bastard!
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Jonny: Oh no! I fell in cow crap! Oh no, I just remembered Dad...

by sheeprule November 8, 2006