Bassackwards

The thoughtless act of going about something totally the wrong way, all the while expecting a positive outcome.

Vern mops the kitchen bassackwards, that's why the floor stays dirty.

If I put Samantha's brain in a bird, it would fly bassackwards.

He's bassackwards. Dude got a Plasma Tv before he paid his light bill. Now he's sitting watching the dark.

She spent her whole paycheck on a Michael Kors purse before she paid her rent. Now that's bassackwards!

by Mugsy X June 13, 2013

bassam

A person who cannot ready up on the video game dead by daylight.

Everyone readied up except for bassam, !bassam in chat boys.

by definitelynotbassam June 20, 2019

bassin'

Making music, usually in a garage setting where all you can hear is bass because the drums and bass drown out all other instruments.

We're bassin' at the studio. We're bassin' up the stage next.

by modEm err0r November 17, 2006

Bassani

Weird bearded guy. Only eats Hebrew-nash or halalalal. Possesses an un-godly amount of shoes. Bad dog owner.

He doesn't play with his dog. That guy is such a Bassani.

by Wordmeister1117 May 25, 2014

Basse

He is the very gay, he fucks horses everyday. He does not have a life. Basse is a bad person with a tiny penis.

Who is that?
That is Basse.
Ah the gay person.

by Lover321123 February 3, 2020

Basso

A feeling of complete anger or disappointment over something ridiculous

After stubbing my toe I screamed God Dammit Basso

by 3742 December 21, 2010

roast basset

Roast basset is what happens to basset hounds who misbehave.

"This roast basset is delicious," said Mrs. Pevensey, "was he very naughty?"

"Ooh yes," said Mrs. Penzance, "muddy feet, you know,"

"Mmm, terrible," said Mrs. Pevensey, "but to be fair, this roast testicle is scrumptious."

by scodder June 11, 2010