Some Black Guy at the Mall

Standard response given when one is asked where he/she obtained illegal mind-altering substances.

Officer: Where did you get the joint?

Hippie: "Well sir, I got it from Some Black guy at the mall!"

by djgumshoes June 25, 2009

cook up some rice

Getting stoned. Smoking marijuana. The phrase comes the act of "cooking" weed in a vaporizer, which sometimes resembles a rice cooker. Hence, cooking up some rice.

Just scored some fresh hippie lettuce so let's go cook up some rice.

by Mary Jane's My Girlfriend July 31, 2010

roll out some fiber

Defecating. Typically used by persons in the telecommunications industry. Rolling out fiber usually denotes laying a line of fiber optic cable for voice or data networks.

"Oof. No more Taco Bell for this boy. I gotta go roll out some fiber."

by Scary Mike June 10, 2004

put some glass in that hole

Roll up the car window

Hey that's too much air back here, put some glass in that hole, would ya?

by tedZilla99 December 25, 2007

Made Some New Friends

A euphemism for being warned to stop what you're doing by the police. Used when retelling stories as an inside joke in mixed company.

Mom: How was your night?

Will: We hung around downtown for a while, messed around, went back to Hank's house.

Hade: Yeah, we made some new friends too.

by PlutoRoman June 15, 2010

Throw Some Bacon on It

Literally no fucks given

Susan, what do you want to eat.

Susan- "I dont care John, throw some bacon on it"

by Samiee15 October 8, 2016

Get That Nigga Some Drank

What you say when a nigga does something great and deserves some drank

Kyle: "Dude, i just jumped over Mt. Everest!"

Tyler: "Get that nigga some drank!"

by Sharon Peters February 23, 2008