Austin is my friend
by 274!(!@210 January 6, 2020

That one person that will love you no matter what, that will be there for you in good and bad times, someone who puts others before himself, someone lovable .
Austin always is here
by No one that matters March 1, 2018

by PeterisSmelly November 10, 2018

The biggest, schlongiest guy on the market. If you see one, they run a hefty price, and you'd better snatch him up. Never disrespect Austin, because his comebacks will make you cry yourself to sleep. His schlong is normally 15 inches, but some can have up to 34 inches. This can be quite a chore, but Austins can handle it.
"Oh my god, is that an Austin? I'd better go get him fast!"
"I'd turn gay for an Austin at any moment."
"I'd turn gay for an Austin at any moment."
by Jackass_Jayden July 5, 2020

Austin, with Craw Dad/Rip pronouns, is an interesting fella who appreciates the finer things in life. A lover of hot sauce with no knowledge of changing a tire. Also, don't ask him about his GPA. He LOVES boiled eggs, you can tell when he farts.
P.s- He magically never has class.
P.s- He magically never has class.
WOW! Is that Austin with Craw Dad/Rip pronouns? I could smell those boiled egg farts from a mile away!
by Jamie Baxxteer October 11, 2023

A person who has glasses and gives away food. This person is a must person to hang out with even if they are not cool. This son of a bitch is a Giga chad to the point he will do anything for you.
by MakeSureToLike October 13, 2022
