Asshole 9

Asshole 9, when someone has done something that is described as a Jew out 9, they are an asshole 9, 9/10 on the asshole scale!

Matt: ‘Ash completely jewed me out today, he dropped me right in it.’

Liam: ‘that’s such a Jew out 9.’

Matt: ‘I know he’s an asshole 9.’

by Absoluteroaster69 April 24, 2020

caramel asshole

A lightskin’s asshole. Even moreso if you eat caramel out of it.

I ate the freak out of Tori’s caramel asshole last night, bro.

by scr3wcigs December 9, 2017

asshole it up

To change the manner in treatment of others whereby the new change in attitude and treatment justifies being called an asshole

1. I'm sick of being so nice to people. I need to asshole it up

by Hashkey February 29, 2012

The Asshole Gaggle

A group of fourteen or more close friends or family members who gather together and form a large group of tubes on a body of water. The group is usually tied together and connected to one tube that bears an anchor. In order to join The Asshole Gaggle from shore, one must apply sunscreen and/or be intoxicated.

"At some point this week we need to form The Asshole Gaggle"

"I can hear The Asshole Gaggle from across the lake"

by bunterr August 14, 2018

protein asshole

A guy who is so obsessed with working out that he always seems to be holding a protein shake or shaking protein powder in his mouth.

Yo that guy is a total protein asshole, look at him just going to town at that protein milkshake...piece of shit.

by prakkattack96 December 14, 2015

Fluttering Asshole

Someone or something capable of making noise but nothing intelligible.

Did you see his latest tweet? Dude's a fluttering asshole!

by TrekinMad October 17, 2019

bozo’s asshole

Something ugly. Repulsive. Hideous.

Good God! Look at chick, She’s the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen. She looks like Bozo’s Asshole

by Ryno78 April 20, 2018