Penis monster

A completely random word I say to my friend

Me: Penis monster 👻
Friend: wtf is wrong with you

by Geeesty October 15, 2021

the glick monster

The Glick Monster is one with the Glicks. He is ready to put down any glick that come in his way.

Oh no Chris, It’s The Glick Monster!!!!!!!

by TheGlickMonster November 24, 2019

MONSTER BLACK

referring to an extremely large, firm penis belonging to that of a black man.......an example of one would be 50 cent, usher and the like

o man, he pummelled me with his monster black......it felt sooooooooooo good

by southern surfer August 3, 2005

Tickle Monster

A sick, perverted fuck who shower with, molests, and rapes disadvantaged little boys who look to them as a father figure and mentor.

A sick, perverted fuck who will be murdered the minute he steps foot in prison.

Jerry Sandusky is a Tickle Monster.

by Bone Bender December 18, 2012

Monster Energy

A terrible sports drink that is just as healthy as battery acid

Monster Energy is fucking terrible

by wweeer November 23, 2020

Skully Monster

A female(or male I suppose) who loves to give head and does it often.

Eric : "Andrew, I'm going over to Bre's to hang out with Karen this weekend."

Andrew : "Are you going to get your squirt?"

Eric : "I'm not sure. Hopefully she is a Skully Monster and likes to give head, because I am holding off on the sex."

Andrew : "Yea that's cool, just as long as you get your squirt."

by GormsMyGorms March 9, 2009

Turf Monster

The act of taking something positive and productive and, with good intentions, destroying it.

I used to go to Turfmonster.com until the idiot operators decided to turf monster the site making it bulky and unusable.

Our soccer team was completely solid until it was handed off to another coach who proceeded to cut players and turf monster the whole thing.

by Blank77 May 19, 2009