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New York Brake Job

Involving two parties, and a bottle of IHOP syrup. One person lays down with a Vietnam style hard on, and lathers the syrup all over their cock. The other person gets in a crab walk position, and puts their light blue French tipped feet around the person's syrup lathered cock, and then using their arms spins around the person while squeezing the other parties cock with great force.
"Yo bro, did you hear about that girl giving out New York Brake Jobs?"
by 10v2v2 August 28, 2025
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new york nacho

a sex move where you and your homeboys start getting on that type timing with eachother it in a manhattan mexican restaurant Krazy-$tyle
Me and the boys got kicked out of Chipoltle for doing a new york nacho on the tables.
by newyorknachoenjoyer May 18, 2025
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New York Goodmorning

A New York Good Morning would be a playful, sunrise cuddle with a dash of city excitement and a sprinkle of sweet surprise!

If the city excitement was a bagel on your dick and the sprinkle of surprise was everything seasoning on the tip.

(putting a bagel on your dick and sprinkling everything bagel seasoning on top then your partner eats it off your dong.)

-locals tend to yell "Hey I'm walking here" as they cum

Imagine your in a typical like office setting or maybe a busy coffee shop
And then you just get a tap on the shoulder or like “hey toots”
You turn around
And see like the harriest most jacked guy wearing nothing. Fully erect with the bagel around his dong
And he just says some fucked shit
“You want some shmear with that?!”
Just smiling confidently.
Meanwhile everyone around him yells in fear and is rightfully horrified
Gee being here makes me want a new york goodmorning from you right on the balcony.
by Lillynotthebear May 22, 2025
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New york humidifier

A person who enjoys to take pisses outdoors, usually in public spaces and it can be other cities besides new york
Me and Ivan lobe doing the whole new york humidifier across the whole city from parks to public plazas
by Darkening m’coon December 9, 2025
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You York

I mispronunciation of New York when I was 10
by Helolo December 16, 2025
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New York Boston cream

A sexual act of railing a woman in the ass until you cum and proceeding to smear her own feces on the top of her ass.
Guy#1: Yo you have some brown stuff on your face dude.
Guy#2: Yea lol guess I missed a sport... I just made a "New York Boston cream"
by CornholeUniversity December 29, 2025
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New York sewer trap

A dirty swinger move where you hire a cheap hooker, slap a nice dress on her to make her pass as your date, and bring her to a swinger party. The whole point is to bait some clueless husband into pounding the prostitute while you raw-dog his hot wife upstairs. Trading sewer-level pussy for prime married ass.
Mike: Yo, how'd that swinger party go last night?
John: Bro, I ran the ultimate New York sewer trap. dude was all over her, and I spent the night balls-deep in his trophy wife.
by newyorkman January 6, 2026
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