boner monkey

A little puddle of semen that hangs off your erect penis

I forgot to use tissues while masturbating so I had a boner monkey

by OppaiSenpai January 2, 2017

score boner

The hard on a player, of a game, gets before an almost impossible to miss goal/score is presented.

Mark had such a Score Boner as the Rocket League ball bounced out front of a empty net.

by KEQ September 17, 2017

The boner game

Game; A race to see who can get hard the fastest without aid from pictures or touch.

oi mate, want to play the boner game???

by yaldi July 11, 2014

truck boner

Getting a boner while jamming to sexy music and riding in a big macho truck

Damn it Sky Guy I got another f*ckn truck boner

by Space Pirate Ninja November 14, 2016

Arm boner

What you get when you someone slightly touches your arm. Your arm then proceeds to tense up and flings straight up in the air.

Alaura slightly touched my arm, and I got an arm boner! I broke his nose!

by Mmmmmpoopymichelle May 21, 2011

Curry boner

a boner you have over tim curry mostly in rocky horror even if your straight

i was watching rocky horror and got a curry boner all of a sudden

by PAPA VEGETA May 6, 2018

bargain boner

When you get such a good bargain you get a boner from it.

I just picked up a nixon jacket and adio shoes for a fourth of the price! i have such a bargain boner right now.

by Mammoth October 2, 2013