face wash

When a person, usually drunk, tries to keep vomit in their mouth with their hands while also covering their face in embarrassment resulting in a spray of throw up in every direction.

After you left the bar that crazy guy face washed himself

by meemeemoemoemoe July 10, 2023

3$ car wash

When you realize that you did not wipe so great last time you used the bathroom and you have itchy ass syndrome. And since you are at work you give it a courtesy wipe to relieve some of the damage until you can take a shower.

Hey man why are you walking funny?

Oh yeah sorry, my ass is a little itchy. I’ll be right back I’m gunna do the old 3$ car wash.

This is why she left you bro

by Lil dewdrop June 11, 2023

lower face wash

The washing of only the bottom half of the face (nose down) on occasions concerning the person giving oral sex, or just oily face.

Brittany immediately ran to the sink to give herself a lower face wash after giving a rather long blow job, before her roommate got home.

by suckitttt July 29, 2014

Googie Car Wash

A car wash company ran by cunts but they get the car clean nonetheless!

Guy 1: “I’m going to go wash my car at Googie Car Wash!!”
Guy 2: “Oh, that place full of cunts??!!”

by wakwawakawakawaka January 28, 2024

Reverse Car-Wash with Oil Change

The act of sharting while performing a reverse carwash.

"OMG i gave bree a Reverse Car-Wash with Oil Change last night and she loved it"

by brian duclos April 27, 2010

B washed

A person who becomes washed (or bad) at a game by playing with someone named Brandon.

man I was doing so good but Brandon wanted to play and I got B washed

by Bruhmeme6969 May 4, 2024

washing the ferret

Masturbating with shampoo or soap.

"You coming down the pub?" "I can't, I'm washing the ferret."

by KenMFan March 26, 2017